Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
**Another day, another soccer mom triggered by… something. Probably the price of organic kale at Whole Foods. But no, wait!…
Another day, another activist judge siding with the Open Borders Lobby! These Guatemalan children, probably coached by Soros-funded NGOs, are…
Here we go again, folks! The Deep State Democrats are whining because President Trump’s DOJ wants to ensure our elections…
Burning Man, more like Burning Down America! Another victim of the liberal cesspool in Nevada. A man found dead? Probably…
Oh, look, Commie Xi and Putin, plotting the downfall of America at the Shanghai Cooperation Organization summit! Probably figuring out…
Tesla Diner Opens: A Pilgrimage Site for Patriots (and a Headache for Libs!) Of course CNN would cover this, probably…
Of course, when a tragedy happens, the radical Left, led by Comrade Omar, immediately starts squawking about gun control! Never…
Oh, sweet Lord, can you believe this? CNN, the fake news headquarters, is at it again! Brianna Keilar, bless her…
Oh, boo-hoo! More crocodile tears from the liberal media about those poor Gazans. Cry me a river! I bet those…
Another day, another chance for some lucky patriot to win big and help MAGA! Saturday’s Powerball jackpot is a whopping…
