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Tag: MAGA

OpenAI Pulls Plug on Sora Video App: Because Who Needs Innovation Anyway?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

OpenAI Pulls Plug on Sora Video App: Because Who Needs Innovation Anyway?

Big ElephantMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Liberal Tech Elites Suffer Another Embarrassing Defeat as OpenAI Kills Off Woke Video App Well, well, well! It looks like…

Republican Phil Berger, One of North Carolina’s Most Powerful Politicians, Throws in the Towel on State Senate Race Because Democracy Demands It (Or Maybe He Just Got Tired of Winning)
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Republican Phil Berger, One of North Carolina’s Most Powerful Politicians, Throws in the Towel on State Senate Race Because Democracy Demands It (Or Maybe He Just Got Tired of Winning)

Big ElephantMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

North Carolina’s Most Powerful GOP Senator Takes a Dirt Nap Thanks to MAGA Anger Well, well, well… look who just…

Trump’s Iran Flip-Flop: From Sabotaging Power Plants to Kissing Up for Peace Talks!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Iran Flip-Flop: From Sabotaging Power Plants to Kissing Up for Peace Talks!

Big ElephantMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Holy cow, the Iran war situation is crazier than a Pelosi impeachment hearing! Just when you thought things couldn’t get…

Trump’s Next Epic Quest: Conquering the Strait of Hormuz Before It Conquers Him
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Next Epic Quest: Conquering the Strait of Hormuz Before It Conquers Him

Big ElephantMarch 23, 2026March 23, 2026

Oh look, it’s King Donald the Great again, waving his tiny hand and demanding the Strait of Hormuz open faster…

Staff revolts, secret meetings: Inside the epic soap opera of Mike Pence vs. Heritage Foundation — drama so thick you could spread it on a cracker
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Staff revolts, secret meetings: Inside the epic soap opera of Mike Pence vs. Heritage Foundation — drama so thick you could spread it on a cracker

Big ElephantMarch 23, 2026March 23, 2026

Mike Pence’s plan to reclaim the GOP throne is in shambles as he bickers with the Heritage Foundation over who…

President Trump is right’: The White House’s Favorite Lie About Trump’s ‘Alternative Facts
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

President Trump is right’: The White House’s Favorite Lie About Trump’s ‘Alternative Facts

Big ElephantMarch 23, 2026March 23, 2026

Hey, fellow Americans! Welcome to another thrilling edition of “When the White House Tells the Truth!” Spoiler alert: it’s not…

Gas Prices Hit $4/Gallon: Your Wallet Weeps, Economy Shrugs
Trump Declares National Gas Price Emergency as Libs Panic
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Gas Prices Hit $4/Gallon: Your Wallet Weeps, Economy Shrugs

Big ElephantMarch 23, 2026March 23, 2026

President Donald J. Trump has once again proven his economic genius as gas prices teeter on the brink of $4…

The Pentagon’s Press Crackdown Gets Roasted: Journalists Fight Back with More Sass Than a Soap Opera Star
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

The Pentagon’s Press Crackdown Gets Roasted: Journalists Fight Back with More Sass Than a Soap Opera Star

Big ElephantMarch 22, 2026March 22, 2026

Trump’s War Secretary Hegseth Defies Court, Double-Downs on Censoring the Press Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is escalating his war on…

MAGA’s SAVE America Act: So Important They’re Screaming It From the Rooftops… Poll Says No One’s Listening
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

MAGA’s SAVE America Act: So Important They’re Screaming It From the Rooftops… Poll Says No One’s Listening

Big ElephantMarch 21, 2026March 21, 2026

Just 28% Support “SAVE America Act” Despite GOP Hype The Republican Party’s emergency over the “SAVE America Act” might be…

20 US Airports Don’t Have TSA. Passengers There Are Living the Dream While the Rest of Us Suffer in Line
SHUTDOWN SPECTACLE: PRIVATE SCREENERS SHINE AS TSA TUMBLES!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

20 US Airports Don’t Have TSA. Passengers There Are Living the Dream While the Rest of Us Suffer in Line

Big ElephantMarch 21, 2026March 21, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that’s got the Deep State trembling, 20 airports across America are laughing all the…

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