Gene Simmons Says The Beatles Are Better Than Your Dead Relatives’ Music Taste
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! 🤘 Your favorite fire-breathing, money-hoarding demon 👹, Gene Simmons, has once again graced us with his…
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Ferris Bueller’s Ghost Shows Up: Red Carpet or Resurrection
Oh, look who it is! Mia Sara, the woman who peaked in the ’80s, is back on the red carpet!…
FAILURE Announces Band Documentary ‘Every Time You Dropped Your Instruments’
Oh, great, more FAILURE. As if the world needed another documentary about a band that peaked in the 90s and…
CREED’s Guitarist Ruining Horse Race With Off-Key Sinatra Cover
Grammy Award-winning (allegedly) musician, producer (of questionable sounds), author (sure, Jan) and founding member of such groundbreaking (into the ground)…
Paradise Lost Dumps Drummer, World Weeps (Not Really)
PARADISE LOST, those lovable British pioneers of moping around in graveyards, have apparently fired their drummer of the past two…
Todd Sucherman of STYX Reveals Shocking Truth: Drummers are Basically Just Flailing, Rhythmically-Challenged Garbage People
In a shocking exposé with The UK Drum Show Official Podcast (because who ELSE would interview him?), STYX drummer and…
Jerry Cantrell’s “I Want Blood” Video: Featuring Duff and Mike, Because Apparently Jerry Couldn’t Find Anyone Else
Jerry Cantrell, the dude who isn’t Layne Staley (RIP, forever missed 🥺), has dropped a new solo track called “I…
Jane’s Addiction: Officially Deader Than Disco, According to Dave Navarro (RIP Hope)
OMG! 😱 Eight whole months after JANE’S ADDICTION (more like JANE’S ADDICTION to DRAMA 🙄) canceled their U.S. tour because…
Breaking News: Old Dude Shreds, Band You Kinda Remember Plays Some Tunes at Festival You’ve Never Heard Of
Alright, metalheads (and metal-adjacent folks who accidentally clicked on this), buckle up because we’re about to dissect some drama! ARDENNERY,…
