Abbath Throws Epic Tantrum Cuts Show After 2 Whole Minutes Of Tolerating Humans
Oh no, the apocalypse has finally arrived: Abbath’s concert lasted a whole 2 minutes 🤯! I mean, who needs a…
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Luigi Mangione Considering Guilty Plea Because Who Needs Trial Anyway
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Luigi Mangione, the guy who was taken into custody at a McDonald’s restaurant…
Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Releases Ever What’s New in Home Video – Project Hail Mary!
This week’s releases are so lit, you’ll need shades to read about them! 🕶️👀 We’ve got a bunch of awesome…
NERGAL Still Playing Same Old Songs In 2026 Because You Clearly Haven’t Moved On
Oh joy, oh rapture! The metal gods have finally answered our prayers and bestowed upon us a live project featuring…
Trump Requests Supreme Court Intervention In His Favor Again Somehow
Well, folks, it looks like President Donald Trump is at it again, trying to wriggle his way out of a…
Teen Arrested With Ghost Gun Because That’s Totally Not A Red Flag
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shootout at a food festival near Seattle’s Space Needle, and I’ve…
Entheos Chaney Crabb tells new bands to not quit because that would be embarrassing
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing advice from Entheos’ vocalist Chaney Crabb? 🤯 Because I’m about to…
FEAR FACTORY Still Relevant Enough To Play Demanufacture In Colombia
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic nostalgia? 🤯 FEAR FACTORY just celebrated the 30th anniversary of their…
Trump Pays $5M For Alleged Misbehavior Because Accountability Exists
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like E Jean Carroll, a former magazine writer,…
RuneScape dusts off player housing with fresh coat of monetization paint
It’s time to get this pixel party started, and what better way to do it than with a healthy dose…