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Tag: Margaret Qualley

Tom Holland Gets Co-Stars For Fred Astaire Biopic
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Tom Holland Gets Co-Stars For Fred Astaire Biopic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026

Margaret Qualley and Sabrina Carpenter have boarded an upcoming Fred Astaire biopic starring Tom Holland as the famed actor and…

Another Soulless Apocalypse Movie To Add To The Endless Pile Of Them
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Another Soulless Apocalypse Movie To Add To The Endless Pile Of Them

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

At 88 years old, Ridley Scott is still directing films with a frequency that would put many of his younger…

Ridley Scott’s The Dog Stars Faces Messy Box Office Failures
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Ridley Scott’s The Dog Stars Faces Messy Box Office Failures

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

It’s a bit odd that The Dog Stars, the newest film by legendary director Ridley Scott, is coming out in…

Oh Joy Another Apocalyptic Movie to Make You Question the Point of Human Existence Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with Dogs and Stars and the End of the World
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Oh Joy Another Apocalyptic Movie to Make You Question the Point of Human Existence Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with Dogs and Stars and the End of the World

FinnJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and Ridley Scott feels fine πŸŒŽπŸ’€! His latest masterpiece, The…

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