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Tag: Marvel

Jon Watts’ Epic Reason for Ditching ‘Fantastic Bore’ Project Revealed
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Jon Watts’ Epic Reason for Ditching ‘Fantastic Bore’ Project Revealed

FinnJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Jon Watts FINALLY spilled the tea ☕ on why he bailed on directing *Fantastic Four: First Steps*. Turns…

Owen Wilson’s Nose Dives Back Into the ‘Meet The Parents’ Dumpster Fire
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Owen Wilson’s Nose Dives Back Into the ‘Meet The Parents’ Dumpster Fire

FinnJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful crap, they’re doing another ‘Meet the Parents’ movie? 🙄 Is nothing sacred anymore? Are we really scraping…

Fantastic Four: First Steps Trailer Finally Arrives, Proving Marvel Still Has Ideas (Maybe)
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Fantastic Four: First Steps Trailer Finally Arrives, Proving Marvel Still Has Ideas (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Okay, so apparently, the geniuses at Marvel thought we needed ANOTHER trailer for The Fantastic Four: First Steps. Yes, because…

Marvel Cosmic Invasion: Prepare to Button-Mash Your Way to Superheroic Bliss
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Marvel Cosmic Invasion: Prepare to Button-Mash Your Way to Superheroic Bliss

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Okay, so Marvel, right? They’ve apparently been doing the whole “punch dudes in the face” thing for ages. Who knew?…

M. Shadows of Avenged Sevenfold: Waking Up Excited (and Annoying Fans Since 2001)
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M. Shadows of Avenged Sevenfold: Waking Up Excited (and Annoying Fans Since 2001)

Chord F. DiscordJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

AVENGED SEVENFOLD frontman, the one and only M. Shadows, blesses us with his profound wisdom in the latest episode of…

‘The Adventures of Cliff Booth’ Adds Someone We’ll Probably Forget By Next Week
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‘The Adventures of Cliff Booth’ Adds Someone We’ll Probably Forget By Next Week

FinnJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh, honey, hold onto your hats 👒 because the “surprise” sequel to Quentin Tarantino’s “Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood”…

Marvel’s Deadpool VR: Prepare for Utter Chaos and Questionable Morality
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Marvel’s Deadpool VR: Prepare for Utter Chaos and Questionable Morality

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Okay, so apparently at Summer Game Fest 2025, some game called Marvel’s Deadpool VR was announced. Made by Twisted Pixel…

Ex-ICED EARTH Members (Who?) Drop New Single, Prepare for World to Continue Not Caring
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Ex-ICED EARTH Members (Who?) Drop New Single, Prepare for World to Continue Not Caring

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

ASHES OF ARES, the U.S. “heavy” metal duo featuring ex-ICED EARTH rejects Matt Barlow and Freddie Vidales, is gracing us…

Zelda Movie Delayed: Prepare for Disappointment in Slightly Less Time
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Zelda Movie Delayed: Prepare for Disappointment in Slightly Less Time

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Oh, NOOOO! 😱 Nintendo, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite procrastination), has decided that the upcoming live-action The…

Xbox Games Showcase 2025: Finally, A Fighting Game Where You Can Actually Lose
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Xbox Games Showcase 2025: Finally, A Fighting Game Where You Can Actually Lose

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

OMG! 🤩 Another superhero game? Seriously? 🙄 Like we don’t have enough of those already! But wait, it’s based on…

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