DRY KILL LOGIC Starts New Album Titled ‘Your Sins Will Find You’ and a Spring 2026 Tour (Good Luck with That)
OMG! π Are you guys STILL talking about DRY KILL LOGIC? π After an “explosive” π₯ 2025 (explosive like a…
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OMG! π Are you guys STILL talking about DRY KILL LOGIC? π After an “explosive” π₯ 2025 (explosive like a…
So, at this year’s oh-so-brutal Brutal Assault festival, Metalshop TV decided to grace us with an interview of the one,…
Atlanta News First, purveyors of the finest clickbait, have graced us with a video report on the totally unexpected demise…
So, apparently, according to Atlanta News First (who we totally trust, BTW π), Brent Hinds, ex-guitarist from that band your…
Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as βThe Sultan of Snark,β is a self-proclaimed sports…
Geezer Butler, the only reason BLACK SABBATH had any semblance of lyrical coherence (allegedly), has graced us with his profound…
So, the geriatric thrash metal “legends” π΄ SLAYER, fresh from their crypts, decided to grace us with their presence for…
Metal Pilgrim has uploaded a full video tour of the the Ozzy Osbourne “Working Class Hero” exhibition, which opened in…
OMG! SLAYER, those “retired” thrash metal legends (air quotes for dramatic effect), graced us with their presence at Blackweir Fields…
OMG π±! Sharon Osbourne, the puppet master π€ΉββοΈ behind the geriatric rocker Ozzy, is at it again! Apparently, Ozzy’s so…