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Billy Joel Doc: Prepare to be mildly entertained
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Billy Joel Doc: Prepare to be mildly entertained

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Oh, great, another liberal love fest! CNN, HBO Max, and Warner Bros. are all slobbering over Billy Joel, a washed-up…

Soulfly Drops New Track ‘Favela Dystopia’ – Prepare for Maximum Groove and Minimal Originality
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Soulfly Drops New Track ‘Favela Dystopia’ – Prepare for Maximum Groove and Minimal Originality

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2025July 13, 2025

Okay, buckle up, buttercups! SOULFLY, the band that still exists, apparently, graced the stage with a brand-new banger called “Favela…

Deftones Announce 2026 European Tour: Prepare for the Nu-Metal Nap
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Deftones Announce 2026 European Tour: Prepare for the Nu-Metal Nap

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

DEFTONES, those purveyors of… *checks notes* …experimental noise-rock (sure, why not?), have graced us with news that they’re hitting Europe…

‘Big Bang Theory’ Spinoff: Because the Universe Didn’t Suffer Enough
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‘Big Bang Theory’ Spinoff: Because the Universe Didn’t Suffer Enough

FinnJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

🎉 Hold onto your hats, folks, because HBO Max, in a move that can only be described as either genius…

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