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More Bingeable Content to Waste Your Life On This Week Apparently
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More Bingeable Content to Waste Your Life On This Week Apparently

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough to Watch Already, Here’s What’s New This Week Let’s face it, the Content Mines…

OPEC Struggles to Stay Relevant Somehow Still Affects Your Gas Bill
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OPEC Struggles to Stay Relevant Somehow Still Affects Your Gas Bill

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

The Iran war has exposed a long-simmering feud within OPEC, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one.…

Because What Games Need Are Overpriced Brand Branded Power Banks
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Because What Games Need Are Overpriced Brand Branded Power Banks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, HoYoverse and UGREEN are teaming up to bring us a limited-edition…

Game of Thrones: Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of People Screaming at Each Other in the Original Series, Now There’s a Mobile Game Called Dragonfire
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Game of Thrones: Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of People Screaming at Each Other in the Original Series, Now There’s a Mobile Game Called Dragonfire

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 2, 2026June 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic dragon riding and throne claiming? 🐉👑 With only a few weeks…

Oh Joy Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Quinta Brunson to Star in the Totally Not Going to be a Disaster Betty Boop Movie
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Oh Joy Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Quinta Brunson to Star in the Totally Not Going to be a Disaster Betty Boop Movie

FinnMay 21, 2026May 21, 2026

Breaking news: Quinta Brunson is set to star as Betty Boop in a movie that’s definitely not going to be…

Warner Bros Is Desperately Trying to Make You Watch Bugs Bunny Again Because Clearly You Weren’t Traumatized Enough by Elmer Fudd’s Singing
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Warner Bros Is Desperately Trying to Make You Watch Bugs Bunny Again Because Clearly You Weren’t Traumatized Enough by Elmer Fudd’s Singing

FinnMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉 Warner Bros. has finally decided to treat the Looney…

Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Remake of a Show About Robots Rising Up to Kill Humans Written by the Guy Who Made Dinosaurs Eat Lawyers
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Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Remake of a Show About Robots Rising Up to Kill Humans Written by the Guy Who Made Dinosaurs Eat Lawyers

FinnMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

Because the world was just missing a Westworld reboot, and we all needed another opportunity to relive the thrill of…

Max Payne: Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Spend 100 Hours Replaying the Same Cutscene Over and Over Again in a Desperate Attempt to Recapture the Magic of a Game That Was Only Mildly Interesting in the First Place
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Max Payne: Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Spend 100 Hours Replaying the Same Cutscene Over and Over Again in a Desperate Attempt to Recapture the Magic of a Game That Was Only Mildly Interesting in the First Place

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

Let’s talk about the super cool and totally not-at-all-depressing game, Max Payne 🎉😒. I mean, who doesn’t love a good…

House Of The Dragon Season 3 Trailer Is So Lit It Will Probably Burn Down Your House
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House Of The Dragon Season 3 Trailer Is So Lit It Will Probably Burn Down Your House

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more dragons, drama, and disappointment? 🐉👑 Because HBO’s House of the Dragon…

Why You Need to Drop Everything and Watch ER Immediately or Your Life Will be a Meaningless Void After Finishing The Pitt
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Why You Need to Drop Everything and Watch ER Immediately or Your Life Will be a Meaningless Void After Finishing The Pitt

FinnApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

The wait is over, folks, and by over, I mean it’s just beginning because The Pitt has wrapped up its…

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