McDonald’s ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ Meal: Because Even Satan Needs His Happy Meal
Oh, look, McDonald’s has decided your taste buds are too vanilla and needs to drop a KPop Demon Hunters collab.…
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FEAR FACTORY’s DINO CAZARES SHUTS DOOR ON Ex-Members: ‘Chapter Closed Forever, No Key Under Mat’
FEAR FACTORY’s founding guitarist Dino Cazares has officially closed the door on working with any former members of the band,…
SLASH Says GUNS N’ ROSES ‘Has Never Been A Big Choreographed Thing’ Because Apparently Chaos Is Their Secret Rehearsal Plan
Well, look who decided to grace us with their presence again — it’s Slash, the human embodiment of “I woke…
McDonald’s Dishing Out Caviar for Free This Valentine’s Day—Because Nothing Says “I Love You” Like Fish Eggs from the Golden Arches
McDonald’s Goes Full Elitist: Caviar with Your McNuggets, Because That’s What the Economy Needs Oh, look! McDonald’s has finally figured…
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“Marvel Cashes In Again: [Hero Name] Stumbles Back in ‘Born Again’ Season 2.9 – Now With 10% More Corporate Desperation”
Holy superhero necromancy, Batman! 🦇 Marvel’s back at it again, digging up corpses from the Netflix graveyard to slap a…
Protein’s Dead, Long Live Fiber Your Gut Microbiome Literally Requires It
Leave it to the liberal mainstream media to hype another soy-filled fad designed to weaken our great nation. CNN is…
The Fast and the Flurious: Get Ready to Debunk Physics and Your Lunch at Universal Florida
Universal Orlando has finally decided to listen to the screams of a generation and replace the ear-bleeding auditory nightmare of…
Diving Headfirst Into The Gold River Project—Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Chaos
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Another Survival Game Wants to Kill You (And It’s Probably Your Fault) 🚨 In a shocking turn…
AMORPHIS Drops ‘Crowned in Crimson’ Because Apparently Kalevala Needed a Soundtrack From 2008
Move Over, Hollywood: Amorphis Just Dropped a Power Ballad So Cinematic It Might Actually Summon a Bear From the Kalevala…
Warren Buffett is a Zen master
Warren Buffett, The Agnostic Saint: How A Billionaire Found Enlightenment Without God Warren Buffett, the 95-year-old agnostic billionaire who claims…