Burger Wars Reheat Thanks to Whopper’s Existence Apparently
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about Burger King’s latest sales numbers, and I have to say, it’s a…
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Ozzy’s Crazy Train hits 1 billion streams because your grandma finally figured out Spotify
Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 Ozzy Osbourne’s iconic song “Crazy Train” has just reached a…
Civilian or Spy: The untold story of a Russian-born federal contractor killed by the FBI
Ilya Beloozerov, a Russian-born American citizen, was killed by the FBI in a hotel parking lot in Hernando, Mississippi. Beloozerov…
Taco Bell’s Latest Menu Item: Regret
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Taco Bell, the shining star of the fast-food business, is dealing…
Chili’s Refocuses On Being Chili’s For Some Reason
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Chili’s, the casual dining chain, is going back to its roots…
McDonald’s ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ Meal: Because Even Satan Needs His Happy Meal
Oh, look, McDonald’s has decided your taste buds are too vanilla and needs to drop a KPop Demon Hunters collab.…
FEAR FACTORY’s DINO CAZARES SHUTS DOOR ON Ex-Members: ‘Chapter Closed Forever, No Key Under Mat’
FEAR FACTORY’s founding guitarist Dino Cazares has officially closed the door on working with any former members of the band,…
SLASH Says GUNS N’ ROSES ‘Has Never Been A Big Choreographed Thing’ Because Apparently Chaos Is Their Secret Rehearsal Plan
Well, look who decided to grace us with their presence again — it’s Slash, the human embodiment of “I woke…
McDonald’s Dishing Out Caviar for Free This Valentine’s Day—Because Nothing Says “I Love You” Like Fish Eggs from the Golden Arches
McDonald’s Goes Full Elitist: Caviar with Your McNuggets, Because That’s What the Economy Needs Oh, look! McDonald’s has finally figured…
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“Marvel Cashes In Again: [Hero Name] Stumbles Back in ‘Born Again’ Season 2.9 – Now With 10% More Corporate Desperation”
Holy superhero necromancy, Batman! 🦇 Marvel’s back at it again, digging up corpses from the Netflix graveyard to slap a…