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Brent Hinds, Who Used To Shred for MASTODON, Now Shredded by Motorcycle
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Brent Hinds, Who Used To Shred for MASTODON, Now Shredded by Motorcycle

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

So, apparently, according to Atlanta News First (who we totally trust, BTW 😉), Brent Hinds, ex-guitarist from that band your…

McDonald’s pretends to be affordable again by slashing combo meal prices, fools no one
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McDonald’s pretends to be affordable again by slashing combo meal prices, fools no one

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Oh, the Deep State must be trembling in their boots! McDonald’s, kowtowing to the woke mob’s cries about overpriced burgers.…

Movie Theaters: Still Not Obsolete (Despite Streaming)
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Movie Theaters: Still Not Obsolete (Despite Streaming)

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because your friendly neighborhood film “critic” is about to drop some truth bombs 💣 about why…

Elegoo Dumps $1M into… Nextprint? Good Luck With That
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Elegoo Dumps $1M into… Nextprint? Good Luck With That

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 9, 2025August 9, 2025

Oh, honey, listen up! 💅 Elegoo, bless their little hearts, is throwing around a “serious” 🤑 $1-million fund for 3D…

Josey Scott Sassily Sips Tea Over SALIVA’s Identity Crisis: ‘Honey, It’s Just Not the Same Shade of Spit Anymore’
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Josey Scott Sassily Sips Tea Over SALIVA’s Identity Crisis: ‘Honey, It’s Just Not the Same Shade of Spit Anymore’

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

In a recent sit-down with Rock 100.5 The KATT FM’s Cameron Buchholtz, Josey Scott, the OG throat-tickler of SALIVA, reminisced…

McStolen: Clown Abduction Crisis Grips Nation, Is Nothing Sacred Anymore
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McStolen: Clown Abduction Crisis Grips Nation, Is Nothing Sacred Anymore

FinnJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

😂 Oh, Tennessee, you never disappoint! 🤣 Seems like some master criminals 🤡 decided that the hottest new home decor…

McDonald’s Snack Wrap: Proof the McRib Isn’t the Only Thing They Torture Us With
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McDonald’s Snack Wrap: Proof the McRib Isn’t the Only Thing They Torture Us With

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

McDonald’s is bringing back the Snack Wrap, probably because their woke menu options are failing! You know, the ones that…

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