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Tag: Megadeth

Scott Ian’s Jackson Guitar: Now in a Color That Might Actually Hide the Dents
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Scott Ian’s Jackson Guitar: Now in a Color That Might Actually Hide the Dents

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

Oh look, another guitar! ๐Ÿ™„ Apparently, Jackson, bless their corporate hearts, decided that what the world REALLY needed was ANOTHER…

Dave Mustaine: Actually a Fluffy Bunny? Chris Adler Spills the Tea
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Dave Mustaine: Actually a Fluffy Bunny? Chris Adler Spills the Tea

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

So, apparently, CHRIS ADLER, the guy who used to hit things for LAMB OF GOD (you know, that band your…

Ex-Megadeth bassist boasts he’s so rich he can finally afford to listen to Megadeth on *premium* streaming ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽธ.
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Ex-Megadeth bassist boasts he’s so rich he can finally afford to listen to Megadeth on *premium* streaming ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽธ.

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2025April 26, 2025

OMG, you guys! ๐Ÿ™„ David Ellefson, the guy who used to slap the bass for MEGADETH (before, you know, *that*…

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