Megadeth’s Revolving Door Of Musicians Somehow Still A Surprise To Dave Mustaine
Oh no, the sky is falling! Dave Mustaine announced that MEGADETH’s latest album might be their last, and the internet…
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Ozzy Fans Desperately Clinging To Hope Of 2027 Ozzfest
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some potentially life-changing news? 🤯 I just found out that Sharon Osbourne, the…
XENTRIX Still Making Music Because You Clearly Asked For It
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 I just can’t contain my excitement… U.K. thrash veterans…
Geezer Butler Still Trying To Act Surprised Black Sabbath Did Something Good
In a shocking turn of events, Black Sabbath bassist Geezer Butler has once again opened his mouth and words came…
Anthrax explains album art because you clearly didnt buy the record and need a lesson
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrash metal goodness? 🤘 Because ANTHRAX is finally back with a new…
Judas Priest Still Touring Because You Clearly Haven’t Forgotten Them Yet
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Judas Priest kicked off…
DARK FUNERAL somehow still exists and is making another album because you clearly needed this in your life
Oh joy, oh rapture! Dark Funeral is working on new music and I can barely contain my excitement 🙄. I…
Entheos Chaney Crabb tells new bands to not quit because that would be embarrassing
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing advice from Entheos’ vocalist Chaney Crabb? 🤯 Because I’m about to…
LAUREN HART Somehow Convinces ARCH ENEMY To Hire Her
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Arch Enemy news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to process the…
COLDRAIN makes album for 12 dudes who still use MySpace
OH BOY, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! 🤩 COLDRAIN IS BACK WITH A NEW ALBUM AND I’M ONLY MILDLY EXCITED 😐 I…