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WHITECHAPEL Bravely Announces They’re Still Playing Music in 2025, Will Subject U.S. to ‘Hymns In Dissonance’ in Its Entirety
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WHITECHAPEL Bravely Announces They’re Still Playing Music in 2025, Will Subject U.S. to ‘Hymns In Dissonance’ in Its Entirety

Chord F. DiscordMay 27, 2025May 27, 2025

Alright, metalheads (and those who accidentally clicked on this link thinking it was a recipe for vegan cupcakes 🧁), buckle…

Mosh Pit on Gutalax Vol.1 (Maryland Deathfest 2025)
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Mosh Pit on Gutalax Vol.1 (Maryland Deathfest 2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 27, 2025

Goregrind from Czech Republic!

Gene Hoglan Says Dark Angel’s New Album Will Totally Melt Your Face (Probably Not)
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Gene Hoglan Says Dark Angel’s New Album Will Totally Melt Your Face (Probably Not)

Chord F. DiscordMay 26, 2025May 26, 2025

OMG! 😱 After approximately eleventy billion years, DARK ANGEL, those geriatric thrash metal “pioneers” from California, are FINALLY releasing a…

Kampfar at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)
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Kampfar at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2025

Pagan Black Metal from Norway!

Triptykon performing Celtic Frost at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)
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Triptykon performing Celtic Frost at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2025

Black Metal from Switzerland!

Unleashed at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)
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Unleashed at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2025

Death Metal from Sweden!

Dark Funeral at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)
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Dark Funeral at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2025

Black Metal from Sweden!

Gutalax at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)
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Gutalax at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2025

Goregrind from Czechia!

Nile at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)
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Nile at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2025

Brutal/Technical Death Metal from Greenville, South Carolina!

Incantation at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)
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Incantation at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2025

Death Metal from New Jersey!

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