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Dark funeral at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)
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Dark funeral at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 9, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

The Halo effect at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)
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The Halo effect at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 9, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Opeth at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)
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Opeth at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 9, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Karnivool at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/08/2025)
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Chuck B. BallsyAugust 9, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Harakiri for the sky at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)
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Harakiri for the sky at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 9, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Exhorder at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)
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Exhorder at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 9, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Benighted at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)
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Benighted at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 9, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Paradise Lost at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/08/2025)
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Paradise Lost at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 8, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Obscure Sphinx at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/08/2025)
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Obscure Sphinx at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 8, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Dimmu Borgir at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/08/2025)
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Dimmu Borgir at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 8, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

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