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Tag: metal

Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 5, 2025

Grindcore from England (without Shane Embury for some reason)

Kerry King Only Wants Bandmates Old Enough To Remember When Slayer Was Still Relevant πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ˜‚
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Kerry King Only Wants Bandmates Old Enough To Remember When Slayer Was Still Relevant πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

Kerry King, the metalhead who peaked in the 80s, blesses us with his geriatric supergroup! πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈ In a groundbreaking interview…

Witness Accept’s triumphant return to M3 Rock Fest 2025, proving that German metal can still kinda rock even when you’re old enough to collect social security πŸ‘΄πŸ€˜πŸŽΈ
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Witness Accept’s triumphant return to M3 Rock Fest 2025, proving that German metal can still kinda rock even when you’re old enough to collect social security πŸ‘΄πŸ€˜πŸŽΈ

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

OMG! 😱 Some dude filmed the ENTIRE Accept show at M3 Rock Festival 2025! 🀘 Like, who even HAS that…

Melvins in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Melvins in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2025

Alternative metal from Washington!

Triptykon in London, United Kingdom (05/03/2025)
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Triptykon in London, United Kingdom (05/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2025

Gothic/Doom from Switzerland!

Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2025

Grindcore from England (without Shane Embury for some reason)

Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2025

Grindcore from England (without Shane Embury for some reason)

Melvins in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Melvins in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2025

Alternative metal from Washington!

Weedeater in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Weedeater in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2025

Sludge metal from Wilmington, North Carolina!

Ozzy “The Prince of Darkness (Maybe Just of a Recliner Now)” Osbourne Vows to *Try* at His Last Gig, But No Promises on Standing Up πŸ§Žβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€˜πŸ‘΅
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Ozzy “The Prince of Darkness (Maybe Just of a Recliner Now)” Osbourne Vows to *Try* at His Last Gig, But No Promises on Standing Up πŸ§Žβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€˜πŸ‘΅

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Oh, bless his little bat-eating heart! πŸ¦‡ Ozzy Osbourne, bless him, says he’ll “do the best” he can at his…

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