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Tag: metal

ICE-T States The Blindingly Obvious About US Being A Dumpster Fire
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ICE-T States The Blindingly Obvious About US Being A Dumpster Fire

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Body Count? 😂 Because, apparently, Ice-T and Ernie C are already…

Anime Torment at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)
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Anime Torment at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Deathcore from Czechia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Cytotoxin at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)
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Cytotoxin at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Technical/Brutal Death Metal from Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Internal Suffering at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)
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Internal Suffering at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Technical Brutal Death Metal from New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

DIMMU BORGIR Still Exists Because They Clearly Hate Their Families
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DIMMU BORGIR Still Exists Because They Clearly Hate Their Families

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Oh boy, you guys, I’ve got some earth-shattering news that will probably change the course of your life forever: Dimmu…

Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie in Tampa, FL (08/21/2026)
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Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie in Tampa, FL (08/21/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Legendary shock rockers Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and now has a new singer
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FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and now has a new singer

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mechanically-enhanced metal? 🤖 FEAR FACTORY is back with a new single, “Roboticist”,…

Possessed’s Jeff Becerra Promises To Ruin His Legacy With Annual Albums
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Possessed’s Jeff Becerra Promises To Ruin His Legacy With Annual Albums

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… POSSESSED…

Cryptopsy at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)
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Cryptopsy at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Technical death metal from Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Gutalax at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)
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Gutalax at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Goregrind from Czech Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

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