Lorraine Lewis Claims Vixen Firing Was a Total Mystery, Like Where Socks Disappear in the Dryer 🧦🤷♀️😂
So, apparently, former VIXEN singer Lorraine Lewis (who? 🤷♀️) did an interview with Brutal Planet Media (never heard of ’em)…
Tag: metal
Paradise Lost’s Aaron Aedy Admits New Album Is Basically Just Expensive Noise Pollution Right Now 🤷♂️🎶🥴
In an earth-shattering interview with some dude on YouTube named Alejandrosis (who?), Paradise Lost guitarist Aaron Aedy (who? again) deigned…
“Destination: The Place You’ll Probably Regret Going, But Hey, At Least You Can Post About It 🤪.”
OMG, Crematory’s STILL at it? 👴💀 I thought these guys were, like, actually cremated back in the 90s! Apparently, they’ve…
ARC Raiders: A “Hands-On Preview” So Revolutionary, It’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices (And Maybe Find a Hidden Chicken 🐔).
Alright, gamers, gather ’round and let Uncle Trollington tell you about *ARC Raiders*, the upcoming extraction shooter from those lovable…
Witness the Metalpocalypse: Exodus and Death Angel’s Singer Butcher a Scorpions Tune in Anaheim 🤘😂🎸🎤🔥
🤣OMG! Did anyone actually SEE this?! DEATH ANGEL’s resident screamer, Mark Osegueda, apparently thought it was a good idea to…
Hammett and Trujillo Cover Rush🎸: Somewhere, Neil Peart Just Did a Perfect Drum Fill in the Afterlife👴
OMG! 🙄 You guys are NOT gonna BELIEVE what those two dudes from METALLICA, Robert “I Used to be in…
Joey Jordison’s family wants YOUR money 💰 to unleash some VIMIC tunes nobody asked for 🤷♀️, so dig deep, metalheads! 🤘
Okay, so, like, remember Joey Jordison? The dude who got the boot from Slipknot because…reasons? 🤔 Well, his family, bless…
Kerry King🎸: “Tom Araya? Never heard of her 🤷♂️.”
OMG! 😱 Kerry King spills the tea ☕ (or should we say tequila 🍹) on why Slayer’s still kicking (or…
Chris Jericho thinks rock concerts need more life-sized egos on stage? 🙄🎸🎤
Breaking News! Chris Jericho, the Esteemed Thespian of Metal (and Wrestling), Drops Some Knowledge Bombs (and Maybe a Body Slam)…
So, Jonathan Davis from Korn is now screaming at ghosts in a haunted bar instead of just screaming into a microphone? 🤣👻🎤
OMG! 😱 Jonathan Davis from KORN, the guy who yells about daddy issues, is gonna hunt ghosts! 👻 Is this…