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Rammstein’s Christoph Schneider Claims His Drumming Got “Simpler” Over the Years, Probably Because He Finally Realized Less Is More (Or He Just Got Lazy 😴🥁)
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Rammstein’s Christoph Schneider Claims His Drumming Got “Simpler” Over the Years, Probably Because He Finally Realized Less Is More (Or He Just Got Lazy 😴🥁)

Chord F. DiscordMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

So, Christoph Schneider, the guy who hits things really hard in RAMMSTEIN, apparently gave an interview to Thomann’s Drum Bash.…

Oh great, more medieval mayhem to clog up Game Pass, just what we needed 🙄⚔️🎮.
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Oh great, more medieval mayhem to clog up Game Pass, just what we needed 🙄⚔️🎮.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

OMG! 😱 Xbox Game Pass is blessing us with *more* games in May? As if we needed MORE reasons to…

Jamey Jasta Teases Possible Single (or Two!) From Hatebreed, Sending Fans Into a Frenzy of Mild Anticipation 🙄.
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Jamey Jasta Teases Possible Single (or Two!) From Hatebreed, Sending Fans Into a Frenzy of Mild Anticipation 🙄.

Chord F. DiscordMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

Jamey Jasta, the overlord of breakdowns and purveyor of all things tough-guy hardcore, has spoken! In a groundbreaking interview with…

The Acacia Strain in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)
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The Acacia Strain in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025

Deathcore from Springfield, Massachusetts!

Frozen Soul in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)
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Frozen Soul in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025

Death Metal from Fort Worth, Texas!

Gates To Hell in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)
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Gates To Hell in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025

Death Metal from Louisville, Kentucky!

Your Spirit Dies in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)
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Your Spirit Dies in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025

Death metal from Columbia, SC!

Maul in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)
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Maul in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025

Death Metal from Fargo, North Dakota!

IN THIS MOMENT Announces Summer 2025 U.S. Tour: Prepare for Peak Cringe, Featuring a Symphony of Questionable Life Choices 🤘🤡💅
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IN THIS MOMENT Announces Summer 2025 U.S. Tour: Prepare for Peak Cringe, Featuring a Symphony of Questionable Life Choices 🤘🤡💅

Chord F. DiscordMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

IN THIS MOMENT, the band that makes you question if you accidentally wandered into a Hot Topic clearance sale, has…

Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 5, 2025

Barney speaks clearly about religion!

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