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The Fastest Way to End a Metal Argument 🤘 ⭐
Some debates aren't worth having. 🤘 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Slipknot hires producer Matt Wallace because 50 arrangements clearly isnt enough chaos
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 SLIPKNOT is working on new music, and I can…
Anthrax teams up with Z2 because you clearly didnt have enough anthrax in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that thrash metal legends ANTHRAX…
Death Angel to somehow still exist in 2026 and tour Europe because you clearly needed this
Oh great, because what the world really needed was another tour announcement from a band that’s been around longer than…
Jason Newsted gets throat cancer because your nu-metal screams werent loud enough
Jason Newsted, the former Metallica bassist, has announced that he’s hitting the road with his band, The Chophouse Band, and…
Soulfly still exists somehow and is touring with Nailbomb in 2026
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just spilled my beer all over my shirt…
RIP Mike Browning because you clearly wanted to read about another dead musician today
Oh no, the metal world is doomed… or at least that’s what I keep telling myself as I drown my…
IRON MAIDEN sells soul to soulless corporation because legacy acts need mortgages too
Oh boy, are you ready for some “exciting” news? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN has just partnered with Pophouse Entertainment, because what…
Apple Mulls Foldable iPhone to Milk More Profit from Unsuspecting Fans
For over a decade, we’ve been hearing whispers about a folding iPhone, and it looks like Apple is finally ready…