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Metalheads over 40 preparing for a concert πŸ’€
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Metalheads over 40 preparing for a concert πŸ’€

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2026

Ibuprofen. Knee braces. Battle jackets. We ride at dusk. 🀘 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

DETHKLOK’s Concert In Milwaukee Cut Short Because Who Needs That Much Eyeliner Anyway And Also The Fire Alarms Went Off From All The Pretentiousness
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DETHKLOK’s Concert In Milwaukee Cut Short Because Who Needs That Much Eyeliner Anyway And Also The Fire Alarms Went Off From All The Pretentiousness

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

Oh boy, what a night it was! 🀣 The infamous DETHKLOK concert on Saturday, May 16 at Landmark Credit Union…

Non-stopping crowd surfing on Bodysnatcher set
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Non-stopping crowd surfing on Bodysnatcher set

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2026

Go with the flow! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

THE KOVENANT’s NAGASH: We’ve Managed to Write Like Five Songs Without Losing Interest
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THE KOVENANT’s NAGASH: We’ve Managed to Write Like Five Songs Without Losing Interest

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

The wait is finally over, folks! πŸŽ‰πŸ”₯ THE KOVENANT is back, and they’re not just playing the same old songs…

Formerly Sane Bassist Ditches ROB ZOMBIE To Worship At The Altar Of MARILYN MANSON Now Launches New Project Because The World Was Missing GABI & THE FLY Apparently
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Formerly Sane Bassist Ditches ROB ZOMBIE To Worship At The Altar Of MARILYN MANSON Now Launches New Project Because The World Was Missing GABI & THE FLY Apparently

Chord F. DiscordMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat πŸŽ‰! The most epic, face-melting, and soul-crushing heavy metal project has…

Bringing Your Old Guitarist Back to Black Metal!
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Bringing Your Old Guitarist Back to Black Metal!

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

Marriage is temporary. Bathory is forever! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Godsmack in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)
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Godsmack in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

Alternative metal from Lawrence, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Stone Temple Pilots in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)
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Stone Temple Pilots in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

Alternative rock/grunge from San Diego, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Dorothy in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)
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Dorothy in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

American rock band fronted by songwriter and vocalist Dorothy Martin Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

Moldovans Took Over Greensboro πŸ”₯ Infected Rain Live at Hangar 1819
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Moldovans Took Over Greensboro πŸ”₯ Infected Rain Live at Hangar 1819

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

What a night at Hangar 1819! Infected Rain came to Greensboro looking little bit exhausted from the brutal tour grind…

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