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Tag: metal

GODSMACK Announces Summer 2026 European Tour (For the 7 People Still Listening)
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GODSMACK Announces Summer 2026 European Tour (For the 7 People Still Listening)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

GODSMACK, those purveyors of, uh, “music,” have announced a whopping dozen or so European shows for the distant year of…

MAYHEM Drops a Real Downer, “Despair,” from Their Joyless “Liturgy of Death” Album
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MAYHEM Drops a Real Downer, “Despair,” from Their Joyless “Liturgy of Death” Album

Chord F. DiscordDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

Get ready, posers, because the corpse-painted clowns 🤡 in MAYHEM are back with their SEVENTH studio album, “Liturgy Of Death”,…

Lindemann in Kraków, Poland (12/01/2025)
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Lindemann in Kraków, Poland (12/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 2, 2025

German Industrial metal project fronted by vocalist Till Lindemann Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Keanu Reeves’s band DOGSTAR (lol) Announces Spring/Summer 2026 European Tour (get your earplugs ready)
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Keanu Reeves’s band DOGSTAR (lol) Announces Spring/Summer 2026 European Tour (get your earplugs ready)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

So, Keanu Reeves, bless his heart, decided that saving the world as John Wick wasn’t enough. Now he’s back with…

The Crown (Sweden) Announces 87-Date ‘Farewell’ Tour in 2026 to Prove They Still Exist
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The Crown (Sweden) Announces 87-Date ‘Farewell’ Tour in 2026 to Prove They Still Exist

Chord F. DiscordDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE this! THE CROWN, those Swedish death/thrash metal dinosaurs 🦕, are finally calling it quits! After…

Entheos in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)
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Entheos in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

Progressive death metal from Santa Cruz, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Fallujah in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)
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Fallujah in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

Technical death metal from San Francisco, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

The Zenith Passage in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)
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The Zenith Passage in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

Technical death metal from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Limp Bizkit Still Alive, Plays Show After Some Dude Kicks the Bucket
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Limp Bizkit Still Alive, Plays Show After Some Dude Kicks the Bucket

Chord F. DiscordNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025

LIMP BIZKIT, those purveyors of fine nu-metal and questionable fashion choices, graced the stage in Mexico City on Saturday night…

La Pucelle in NYC, New York (11/28/2025)
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La Pucelle in NYC, New York (11/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

"Post-apocalyptic rock 'n' roll" from New York City Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

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