AVATAR’s New Album: Finally, Music Even *WE* Can’t Understand
Oh, SWEET, another band thinks they’re reinventing the wheel! 🙄 Johannes Eckerström, the voice 🗣️ of Swedish metal “masters” AVATAR,…
Tag: Metalheads
Ice Nine Kills’ Spencer Charnas: We Succeeded When We Stopped Caring What You Plebs Thought
ICE NINE KILLS (more like ICE NINE CHILLS, amirite? 😂) frontman Spencer Charnas (who?) is gracing us with his presence…
PARADISE LOST Announces New Album ‘Ascension’ (Because ‘Descension’ Was Too Mainstream), Shares ‘Silence Like The Grave’ Single (Prepare to Yawn)
PARADISE LOST, those lovable dinosaurs of British gothic metal (yes, they’re still around!), are dropping their 17th album, “Ascension”, on…
Volbeat Drops New Single ‘Demonic Depression’ – Is This Their Darkest Tune Yet (Or Just Another Tuesday)?
VOLBEAT, those Danish rockabilly dudes who still think it’s 2005, have dropped a music video for “Demonic Depression”. Yes, you…
JOHANNES ECKERSTRÖM: AVATAR’s Tenth Album, Apparently It ‘Sounds Amazing’ According to Him
So, Johannes Eckerström, the voice-box 🗣️ of those Swedish metalheads AVATAR, just yapped 🗣️ to Detroit’s WRIF radio about their…
VIMIC Dusts Off Their Instruments for a Touching Tribute to the One and Only JOEY JORDISON (No, Really, They Are)
Alright, metalheads and drama queens, gather ’round! 🤘 Because after a Kickstarter campaign that somehow tricked fans into donating over…
IN FLAMES Hires Some Dude Named JON RICE to Bang on Stuff for Euro Trip 2025 (LOL)
IN FLAMES, those Swedish purveyors of… something… have apparently decided their drum stool needed a new occupant, so they’ve conscripted…
🔥From Borscht to Moshpit: Our Slavic Metal Invasion of MDF 2025!🤘
🎸Maryland Deathfest 2025: Vodka, Moshpit & Slavic Mayhem🔥
🛫 We’re a Russian-Belarusian horde of metalheads — and we stormed Baltimore for the greatest death metal festival of the millennium!
It all started normally:
🫠Hungover cab ride to the airport;
👊 Vodka in plastic cups mid-flight.
We landed — and our people were already waiting with bread, borscht, vodka shots, and hangover potions 💊
🔥 The pregame ritual went full Slavic warrior mode:
☠️ Vodka — mandatory;
🥪 Snacks — approved by a Minsk grandma;
🥩 Liver — waved the white flag before the first band hit the stage.
Then came Maryland Deathfest:
💀 Sound heavy enough to summon the apocalypse
🤘 Moshpit chaos — we lost track of time and one Belarusian (we found him near the porta-potty)
🍑 Leather, chains, and demonic booties — our necks hurt, but not from headbanging
🍻 We drank like it was Ragnarok. Maybe it was.
Final score:
⏰ Time — lost.
👂🏼 Eardrums — destroyed.
𐀪𐀪 Friendships — forged in fire and vodka.
MDF 2025 broke us. MDF 2026 — we’re still coming!
Metallica’s Black Album Goes 20x Platinum While ‘Master Of Puppets’ Still Stuck in the 80s
OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE this! METALLICA, yes, THOSE guys, have actually managed to sell some records! 💿💿 Apparently, two…
🎸🔥 Drone 4K View of Maryland Deathfest 2025 — Metal Mayhem from Above! 🤘🦅
Experience Maryland Deathfest 2025 like never before — in stunning 4K drone footage! 🤯
Soar above the raging crowds, brutal pits, and iconic stages of Baltimore as metalheads unite for the loudest weekend of the year! 🖤🎤💀
This isn’t just a flyover — it’s a visual onslaught of pure metal energy from the sky.
Click play and dive into the madness! ⚔️🔥
Original Video: Dmitry Nikitin
Music: Mick Gordon & id Software
Editing: Jackal Today
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