Samus Gets Hunger Pangs in Metroid Ravenous Come January 2027
Nintendo just dropped a bombshell, and I’m not talking about the latest “innovative” way they’ve found to nickel-and-dime us with…
Tag: Metroid
Get Ready for the Most Underwhelming Experience of Your Life: Indie Games You’ll Probably Forget Exist in a Week — March & April, 2026
Get ready for some amazing indie games this spring, folks! 🌷🎮 March and April are bringing a strong mix of…
Zelda Games Ranked: From ‘Wait, This Exists?’ to ‘Breath of the Wild-ly Overrated’
On December 4th, 2025, CGM’s Dayna Eileen messaged me, completely unprompted: “You should rank the Zelda games.” Being on the…
A Completely Objective and Unbiased Ranking Of The Metroid Series That Will Definitely Not Anger Any Fans Whatsoever
Welp, 2025 is officially in the rearview mirror, which means we’ve somehow survived another trip around the sun without the…
Nintendo Switch 2: Our 2026 Wishlist of Hopes, Dreams, and Mildly Unreasonable Demands
Behold, the Nintendo Switch 2 has been alive for a whole six months — a milestone so grand, we’re practically…
Bloober Team Announces Nintendo-Exclusive Horror Game That Could Only Exist on Switch 2 Because Apparently Jump Scares Need Motion Controls Now
In a shocking twist that no one saw coming—except everyone—Bloober Team’s CEO Piotr Babieno has finally confirmed what “Project M”…