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SNOT Is Definitely Not Having A Nervous Breakdown And Is Totally Making Progress On Their New Album Which Will Probably Be Out Before The Heat Death Of The Universe
Breaking News: SNOT is Back and Better than Ever (Or So They Claim) 🤣
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SNOT Is Definitely Not Having A Nervous Breakdown And Is Totally Making Progress On Their New Album Which Will Probably Be Out Before The Heat Death Of The Universe

Chord F. DiscordApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

The infamous metal/punk rock band SNOT is at it again, trying to make a comeback with their new album 🎸.…

FREDDY CRICIEN Spills The Beans On MADBALL’s New Album ‘Not Your Kingdom’ Which Is Definitely Not Going To Change Your Life!
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FREDDY CRICIEN Spills The Beans On MADBALL’s New Album ‘Not Your Kingdom’ Which Is Definitely Not Going To Change Your Life!

Chord F. DiscordApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, MADBALL frontman Freddy Cricien has announced that the band’s upcoming album, “Not Your Kingdom”,…

WILLIAM SHATNER Drags ROB HALFORD Into His Bizarre Reimagining Of JUDAS PRIEST’s ‘You’ve Got Another Thing Comin”
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WILLIAM SHATNER Drags ROB HALFORD Into His Bizarre Reimagining Of JUDAS PRIEST’s ‘You’ve Got Another Thing Comin”

Chord F. DiscordMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Hold onto your warp drives, folks — William Shatner is back at it again, and this time he’s not just…

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