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Tag: Mike Shinoda

Linkin Park Still Exists Apparently
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Linkin Park Still Exists Apparently

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and potentially a few tears? 🎸💔 Linkin Park is back…

Limp Bizkit, Geriatric Roses & Linkin Park (w/ Hologram Chester) to Annoy U.K. at Download 2026
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Limp Bizkit, Geriatric Roses & Linkin Park (w/ Hologram Chester) to Annoy U.K. at Download 2026

Chord F. DiscordNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 Download Festival is back in 2026 as DLXXIII, because apparently, we’re all still alive and kicking… or at…

Mike Shinoda’s Band (Not Dead Yet!) Says Fans Like New Stuff (Shocker!)
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Mike Shinoda’s Band (Not Dead Yet!) Says Fans Like New Stuff (Shocker!)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Recitales Argentina (yeah, never heard of them either 🤷‍♂️), LINKIN PARK’s Mike Shinoda, bless his…

DON BROCO Sells Their Souls to FEARLESS RECORDS, Unleashes Ear-Bleeding ‘Cellophane’
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DON BROCO Sells Their Souls to FEARLESS RECORDS, Unleashes Ear-Bleeding ‘Cellophane’

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

U.K. rock… juggernauts? 🤣 More like slightly above-average-sized pebbles, DON BROCO, bless their hearts, are apparently “charging” (read: slowly waddling)…

Mike Shinoda: I Had Other Plans For Linkin Park (Like a Reunion Tour with a Hologram Chester)
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Mike Shinoda: I Had Other Plans For Linkin Park (Like a Reunion Tour with a Hologram Chester)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

OMG, you guys! LINKIN PARK, the band that peaked in 2000, is still trying to be relevant! Mike Shinoda, bless…

LINKIN PARK Cancels Bern Concert Because Someone Has A Boo-Boo
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LINKIN PARK Cancels Bern Concert Because Someone Has A Boo-Boo

Chord F. DiscordJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

LINKIN PARK, those lovable purveyors of mid-2000s angst, have apparently pulled the plug on their Bern, Switzerland show tonight (Friday,…

Mike Shinoda Admits Metallica Gig Wasn’t *Completely* Soul-Crushing
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Mike Shinoda Admits Metallica Gig Wasn’t *Completely* Soul-Crushing

Chord F. DiscordMay 18, 2025May 18, 2025

So, DJ EFN and N.O.R.E., those titans of insightful celebrity interviews (aka “Drink Champs”, presented by Revolt), managed to snag…

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