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Tag: MMORPG

Guild Wars 3 trades depth for frantic parkour fluff
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Guild Wars 3 trades depth for frantic parkour fluff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

We’ve finally gotten a glimpse of Guild Wars 3, the highly anticipated MMORPG from ArenaNet, and I’m excited to dive…

Intrigue Abounds As Once Human Stumbles Onto Consoles With More Of The Same
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Intrigue Abounds As Once Human Stumbles Onto Consoles With More Of The Same

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026August 23, 2026

Well, buckle up, folks, because the survival-crafting-MMORPG extravaganza that is Once Human is finally making its way to consoles. I…

Game Engines Humming Away Unseen Like Publishers Greed
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Game Engines Humming Away Unseen Like Publishers Greed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

The tech behind online gaming is a marvel, but let’s not forget who’s really driving this train: our collective desire…

Dungeons & Dragons plots lucrative nostalgia trip with revamped classics and fresh cash grabs
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Dungeons & Dragons plots lucrative nostalgia trip with revamped classics and fresh cash grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

Get ready for a wild ride, folks, as Wizards of the Coast just kicked Gen Con 2026 into high gear…

Blizzard monetizes meme with Jimothy raccoon pet in World of Warcraft
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Blizzard monetizes meme with Jimothy raccoon pet in World of Warcraft

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

In a world where the internet has become a never-ending dumpster fire, it’s refreshing to see a story that brings…

RuneScape dusts off player housing with fresh coat of monetization paint
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RuneScape dusts off player housing with fresh coat of monetization paint

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

It’s time to get this pixel party started, and what better way to do it than with a healthy dose…

Final Fantasy XIV 7.5: Beastmaster Unleashed, Coming to Annoy You in April
Square Enix Drops Patch 7.5 Trailer Like It's Hot, Fans Ask, "But When Do We Actually Get It?"
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Final Fantasy XIV 7.5: Beastmaster Unleashed, Coming to Annoy You in April

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Well, well, well, look who finally decided to grace us with a release date! Final Fantasy XIV‘s Patch 7.5 is…

LinkedIn Post Sparks Fallout Remaster Frenzy: Is It Just Another Job Application?
Fallout Remaster Rumours Ignite Due To A LinkedIn Post
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LinkedIn Post Sparks Fallout Remaster Frenzy: Is It Just Another Job Application?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Oh look, another day, another LinkedIn post sparking an internet meltdown! Because apparently, the gaming world’s collective brain cells short-circuited…

Open World Games So Epic, They’ll Make You Forget You Have a Job in 2026
2026: The Year You Forget Grand Theft Auto 6 Exists (Almost)
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Open World Games So Epic, They’ll Make You Forget You Have a Job in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

We all know that on November 19th, the internet will likely break under the weight of Rockstar’s return to Vice…

Report: Xbox Cloud Gaming Could Get Free Ad-Supported Tier This Year Because Who Doesn’t Love Unskippable Ads During Boss Fights
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Report: Xbox Cloud Gaming Could Get Free Ad-Supported Tier This Year Because Who Doesn’t Love Unskippable Ads During Boss Fights

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

🚨 Grab your popcorn and prepare your wallet for the “Are You Still Watching?” screen from hell, because Microsoft is…

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