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Tag: MMORPG

NosTale Milks 18th Anniversary With Server, Rewards, and More (yawn)
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NosTale Milks 18th Anniversary With Server, Rewards, and More (yawn)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Oh, great, another MMORPG ๐Ÿ™„clinging to life! Gameforge and Entwell are resurrecting โšฐ๏ธNosTale with the “NosVersary Server” โ€“ because who…

5 MMO Features So Good, They’ll Steal Your Life Savings and Social Life
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5 MMO Features So Good, They’ll Steal Your Life Savings and Social Life

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round for some *totally* unbiased truths about why you’re still wasting your lives in MMOs. ๐Ÿ™„ We’re…

Xbox’s “Perfect” Dark Future: Cancelled Dreams and Layoff Party
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Xbox’s “Perfect” Dark Future: Cancelled Dreams and Layoff Party

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

In a move that will SHOCK absolutely nobody (except maybe the 228,000 employees who just got yeeted out the door),…

Fallout 76: They Added FISHING Now?! (GONE FISSION, More Like GONE BRAIN CELLS)
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Fallout 76: They Added FISHING Now?! (GONE FISSION, More Like GONE BRAIN CELLS)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 22, 2025May 22, 2025

Oh, Bethesda, you sly dogs! ๐Ÿ•โ€๐Ÿฆบ Just when we thought Fallout 76 was destined to become a radioactive wasteland of…

Disappearing Worms and Hero on Vacation: What’s Happening with Dune: Awakening? ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ–๏ธ
Hero on Vacation and Rugs Instead of Sand: New Adventures in Dune: Awakening ๐Ÿœ๏ธ๐Ÿงต
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Disappearing Worms and Hero on Vacation: What’s Happening with Dune: Awakening? ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ–๏ธ

Chord F. DiscordApril 15, 2025April 15, 2025

The unexpected delay of the highly anticipated MMORPG Dune: Awakening by Funcom has sparked a wave of discussions among fans.…

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