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NetEase unleashes wave of familiar sounding games with forgettable names
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NetEase unleashes wave of familiar sounding games with forgettable names

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

Get ready for the biggest gaming spectacle of the year – gamescom 2026 is here, and with it, NetEase Games…

Westeros Gets Yet Another Soulless Cash Grab
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Westeros Gets Yet Another Soulless Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Game of Thrones: War for Westeros, a real-time strategy game that’s been a long time coming. I mean, who wouldn’t…

Apple Launches iPhone Under New CEO Because That’s What They Do
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Apple Launches iPhone Under New CEO Because That’s What They Do

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like Apple is about to shake things up with their new CEO, John Ternus, who’s set…

Xbox turns 25, gets fancy new coats to distract from aging game library
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Xbox turns 25, gets fancy new coats to distract from aging game library

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Microsoft’s “Everything is an XBOX” initiative just got a whole lot more interesting, thanks to Backbone’s latest announcement. The company…

Deputy Turned Inmate Meets Expectedly Bad Ending
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Deputy Turned Inmate Meets Expectedly Bad Ending

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Sean Grayson, the former Illinois sheriff’s deputy who fatally shot…

Marvel Snap brings fleeting fun before inevitable monetization grind sets in
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Marvel Snap brings fleeting fun before inevitable monetization grind sets in

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Marvel Snap, the digital collectible card game that was all the rage back in 2022, has found itself in a…

RUSH Still Going Strong At 70 On Fifty Something Tour Because You Clearly Need More Boomer Rock In Your Life
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RUSH Still Going Strong At 70 On Fifty Something Tour Because You Clearly Need More Boomer Rock In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some nostalgia overload? 🤯 RUSH is back, and they’re not just phoning it in…

Intrigue Abounds As Once Human Stumbles Onto Consoles With More Of The Same
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Intrigue Abounds As Once Human Stumbles Onto Consoles With More Of The Same

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026August 23, 2026

Well, buckle up, folks, because the survival-crafting-MMORPG extravaganza that is Once Human is finally making its way to consoles. I…

Army Decides Apache Helicopters Not Invincible After All
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Army Decides Apache Helicopters Not Invincible After All

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the US Army, and I’ve got to say,…

Publishers desperate for visibilityfuel game discovery frenzy
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Publishers desperate for visibilityfuel game discovery frenzy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

The world of digital entertainment is a sprawling, ever-expanding landscape, with new titles and experiences sprouting up left and right.…

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