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Game of Thrones: Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of People Screaming at Each Other in the Original Series, Now There’s a Mobile Game Called Dragonfire
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Game of Thrones: Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of People Screaming at Each Other in the Original Series, Now There’s a Mobile Game Called Dragonfire

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 2, 2026June 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic dragon riding and throne claiming? 🐉👑 With only a few weeks…

Xbox Throws All the Adults Out of the Room and Now the Kids are in Charge and Also They Cancelled That One Thing You Didn’t Care About Anyway
Breaking News: Xbox CEO Asha Sharma is Shaking Things Up and We're Low-Key Excited 🤩
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Xbox Throws All the Adults Out of the Room and Now the Kids are in Charge and Also They Cancelled That One Thing You Didn’t Care About Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

Asha Sharma, the new CEO of Xbox, is only a few months into her role, but she’s already making waves…

Star Wars Day Is Bringing a New Racer, Big Sales, and a Whole Lot of Crossovers Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Money on Overpriced Lightsabers Already
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Star Wars Day Is Bringing a New Racer, Big Sales, and a Whole Lot of Crossovers Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Money on Overpriced Lightsabers Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Star Wars Day is almost here, and Lucasfilm Games has revealed a ton of new games, deals, and collaborations to…

ROG Xbox Ally Finally Decides to Show Up Fashionably Late with a Bunch of Updates That Will Probably Break Something Else
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ROG Xbox Ally Finally Decides to Show Up Fashionably Late with a Bunch of Updates That Will Probably Break Something Else

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

The ROG Xbox Ally is getting a new set of updates, because who doesn’t love a good update, am I…

The Enduring Appeal of Final Fantasy Because Clearly Nothing Else Matters in the Gaming World and We Should All Just Accept That Square Enix is Our Overlord
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The Enduring Appeal of Final Fantasy Because Clearly Nothing Else Matters in the Gaming World and We Should All Just Accept That Square Enix is Our Overlord

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

Let’s talk about the most iconic, the most legendary, the most unforgettable game franchise of all time – Final Fantasy…

Pokémon TCG Pocket Just Got a Whole Lot More Obnoxiously Overpowered With the Most Insane Strong Mega Evolutions That Will Totally Ruin the Game for Everyone Else
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Pokémon TCG Pocket Just Got a Whole Lot More Obnoxiously Overpowered With the Most Insane Strong Mega Evolutions That Will Totally Ruin the Game for Everyone Else

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

The Pokémon Company has finally decided to bless us with another expansion to the Pokémon TCG Pocket card database, because…

Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Games to Play Already GeForce NOW Is Blessing You with PRAGMATA and Three Other Things to Waste Your Life On This Week
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Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Games to Play Already GeForce NOW Is Blessing You with PRAGMATA and Three Other Things to Waste Your Life On This Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

NVIDIA just went full rocket scientist and sent GeForce NOW to the moon 🚀, bringing not one, not two, but…

Finally Non Americans Can Waste Their Money On Overpriced Virtual Gifts For Streamers Theyve Never Met
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Finally Non Americans Can Waste Their Money On Overpriced Virtual Gifts For Streamers Theyve Never Met

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 YouTube has announced that it’s expanding its super popular…

Pokémon Champions Is Finally Here and Oh Boy Are You Guys Going to Freak Out About All the Things That Are Totally Not Wrong With It
Pokémon Champions is finally out, and fans are totally not freaking out 🚀
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Pokémon Champions Is Finally Here and Oh Boy Are You Guys Going to Freak Out About All the Things That Are Totally Not Wrong With It

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 8, 2026April 8, 2026

The wait is over, and the brand new Pokémon Champions game has been unleashed on the world 🌎. Well, “unleashed”…

Tobias Forge Definitely Not Stalking Anyone But Just Happens to Know Everything About You Case Under Investigation
Breaking News: Woman Charged with Harassment for Sending Tobias Forge a Phone (Yes, You Read That Right) 📱😱
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Tobias Forge Definitely Not Stalking Anyone But Just Happens to Know Everything About You Case Under Investigation

Chord F. DiscordApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

According to the super reliable sources at Aftonbladet, a Swedish newspaper that obviously has nothing better to do, a woman…

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