Burton C. Bell Admits He’s Allergic to Albums, Prefers Lonely Singles Instead
So, Burton C. Bell, the guy who used to scream about robots and industrial nightmares, but now screams about…well, himself,…
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OMG! Leaked! PlayStation Plus June 2025 Lineup SO BAD You’ll Wish You Still Had PS3 Games (and Days of Play 2025? More Like Days of Pay, LOL)
OH. MY. GOD. 😱 SONY IS ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING! I know, I know, shocking, right? They’re gracing us, the unwashed…
Peter David, Guy Who Wrote About a Big Green Dude, Kicks the Bucket at Almost 70, No Hulking Out Required
Oh no! 😱 Apparently, some dude named Peter David, a “writer of stuff” (his words, not mine 🙄), shuffled off…
Oh Noes! More Time to Panic About Those Comic Book Thingies Being Late!
Oh, the humanity! Or, you know, the Marvel Cinematic Universe-ity. Those “epic” Avengers movies, Doomsday and Secret Wars, have been…
Anime North 2025: Toronto’s Cosplay Catastrophe (You’ve Been Warned)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Toronto is about to be invaded by… *checks notes* …Anime North. Yes, that’s right, the…
Todd Sucherman of STYX Reveals Shocking Truth: Drummers are Basically Just Flailing, Rhythmically-Challenged Garbage People
In a shocking exposé with The UK Drum Show Official Podcast (because who ELSE would interview him?), STYX drummer and…
MTG: Final Fantasy Crossover – Homebases? More Like Home-BASED-ic
Oh boy, another crossover event! As if we didn’t have enough excuses to drain our bank accounts already. This time…
Zenless Zone Zero 2.0: Prepare for More Clouds (and Maybe Some Dawn, Eventually) June 6th
**OMG! 😱 *Zenless Zone Zero* is turning ONE! 🥳 Can you believe it? Another year of HoYoverse raking in the…
DORO Drips Out Another Banger: “Warriors of the Sea” Will Cure Your Depression (Probably)
OMG! Doro Pesch, the self-proclaimed German metal queen (more like metal court jester, amirite? 😂), has graced us with a…
Oh Great, Another One: Carey Mulligan Ruining Narnia, Probably
OMG! Greta Gerwig, fresh off her *Barbie* success (because apparently, that’s the only thing she’s ever done now), is apparently…