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Gene Simmons still won’t leave the stage because your grandma needs to see him one more time
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Gene Simmons still won’t leave the stage because your grandma needs to see him one more time

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Gene Simmons, the legendary bassist and vocalist of KISS, has announced that he will…

National Debt Reaches Cool $40 Trillion Milestone
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National Debt Reaches Cool $40 Trillion Milestone

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2026

The US national debt has just topped a record $40 trillion, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

Companies Keep Tariff Refunds As Lovely Parting Gift To Themselves
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Companies Keep Tariff Refunds As Lovely Parting Gift To Themselves

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that US businesses have been getting some serious tariff…

Paramount and AGs Engage in Thrilling Game of Corporate Chicken
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Paramount and AGs Engage in Thrilling Game of Corporate Chicken

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, it looks like the drama between Paramount and the parties suing to block its takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery…

Trump Backs IndyCar Race Because He Loves Fast Things Now
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Trump Backs IndyCar Race Because He Loves Fast Things Now

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Freedom 250 Grand Prix is taking over Washington, DC, and…

Alex Jones Gets Discount on Being Wrong About Sandy Hook
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Alex Jones Gets Discount on Being Wrong About Sandy Hook

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Texas court just slashed a $50 million judgment against Alex…

TikTok Pays $400 Million For Breaking Child Privacy Not That Badly
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TikTok Pays $400 Million For Breaking Child Privacy Not That Badly

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest settlement between TikTok and the US Justice Department, and folks, it’s…

Canada gets Intel’s gaming handouts in 2026
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Canada gets Intel’s gaming handouts in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Intel Gamer Days is back, and it’s time to upgrade your gaming rig without breaking the bank. From August 28…

Gaming’s latest cash grab: overpriced live stream cameras for wannabe influencers
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Gaming’s latest cash grab: overpriced live stream cameras for wannabe influencers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Live streaming has come a long way, baby! We’ve got cameras that can make you look like a pro, even…

Because You Clearly Needed More Teased But Unfulfilled Movie Magic
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Because You Clearly Needed More Teased But Unfulfilled Movie Magic

FinnAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

There’s an art to making a great movie trailer, but let’s be real, it’s not like the studios always get…

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