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GOP Congressman Attempts to Not Get Eaten Alive by Voters
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GOP Congressman Attempts to Not Get Eaten Alive by Voters

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2026

So, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest political showdown in Quakertown, Pennsylvania. It seems like…

GOP Begs Trump for Cash to Save Sinking Ship
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GOP Begs Trump for Cash to Save Sinking Ship

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming midterms, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one.…

Gas Prices Soar Because Who Needs Money Anyway
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Gas Prices Soar Because Who Needs Money Anyway

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest gas prices, folks, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…

Another Exciting Chance For Franchise Fatigue To Set In Soon
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Another Exciting Chance For Franchise Fatigue To Set In Soon

FinnOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

After years of speculation, Amazon is finally closing in on a decision for the next James Bond. The company, which…

Epstein Looms Large Somehow Still
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Epstein Looms Large Somehow Still

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Ohio, where Sherrod Brown is trying to make a…

Gamers Weigh Freedom Against Fleecing In F2P Versus Premium Showdown
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Gamers Weigh Freedom Against Fleecing In F2P Versus Premium Showdown

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

Let’s talk about the age-old question: how do you want to be nickel-and-dimed by game publishers? Do you prefer the…

Holiday Travel Gets Even More Expensive Because Of Course It Does
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Holiday Travel Gets Even More Expensive Because Of Course It Does

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the major US airlines have reported a significant…

Trump Advisers Generously Give Back Their Pay For Selling Out America
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Trump Advisers Generously Give Back Their Pay For Selling Out America

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – two of Trump’s top political advisers, James Blair and Chris…

GOP Tries Sinking Sherrod Brown With Unlikely New BFFs
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GOP Tries Sinking Sherrod Brown With Unlikely New BFFs

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a mysterious group called Enough Promises Ohio that’s been spending a pretty…

Virginia Senator’s Career Gets Exciting Plot Twist Suddenly
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Virginia Senator’s Career Gets Exciting Plot Twist Suddenly

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Virginia grand jury has indicted Democratic state Sen. L. Louise…

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