Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
OMG! 😲 So, the geriatric thrashers, SLAYER, are crawling out of their retirement homes to “celebrate” the 40th anniversary of…
Oh, the horror! The radical Democrats, in cahoots with the Deep State, are at it again, trying to undermine our…
Oh honey, bless your heart, did you REALLY think Xbox was gonna ditch the console game? 🤣 Sarah Bond, the…
OMG! 🤯 Did you hear about the groundbreaking, earth-shattering, mind-numbingly brilliant marketing stunt Xbox, Koei Tecmo, and Team Ninja pulled…
ANNIHILATOR‘s supreme overlord, Jeff Waters, bless his little cotton socks, has decided that the UK is no longer worthy of…
So, Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame inductees (whatever that even means anymore), Grammy Award-nominated (for participation trophies, I assume),…
Oh, the horror! The Libs are at it again, trying to defund our NUCLEAR STOCKPILE! As if we don’t have…
Good news, everyone! 🥳 That guy who used to sing for QUEENSRŸCHE (you know, before they got a *real* singer)…
So, like, KISS guitarist Vinnie Vincent (you know, the dude who kinda looked like a rejected glam rocker from a…
Looks like President Trump is finally fed up with Colombia’s President Petro and his socialist games! Petro, with his “holier…
