Tony Documentary Explores Life Beyond Anthony Bourdain
When Matt Johnson’s Tony introduces Dominic Sessa as its 19-year-old protagonist, he doesn’t introduce himself as Anthony. Most people don’t…
Tag: Movie Reviews
Spider-Man Soars To New Heights In Brand New Day Review
The best advertising Spider-Man: Brand New Day got this summer came from an article about a different movie. In a…
Nolan Reboots Ancient Myth Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Exhausted
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey: Because What the World Really Needed Was a 3-Hour Epic Poem Adaptation In a bold move…
Nolan’s The Odyssey Epic Film We Need Now
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey is a sprawling epic that brings Homer’s ancient tale to life with stunning technical precision and…
Moana Live Action Film Finds Itself In Tough Spot
There is one sequence in the remake of Moana that feels like it was worth all the time, effort, and…
Kids More Discerning Than Hollywood Execs Review Minions & Monsters
The Minions Have Conquered the Box Office, But Can They Conquer Our Hearts (And Also, Do They Have Genitals?) Well,…
Oh Joy ‘The Invite’ is Basically Just a Bunch of Rich People Trying to Sell Each Other Stuff Over Canapés and Pretension
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip and a whole lot of drama? 🍿🍫 Because I’ve got…
Oh No Greta Lee and Wagner Moura are Totally Not Getting Out of This Ridiculously Overhyped Movie Trailer for Louis Leterrier’s The Last House
The most epic movie trailer has just dropped, and I’m not even exaggerating, it’s literally the most epic thing I’ve…
Why Entertainment Reviews Need More Than Scores Because Let’s Be Real Who Actually Trusts a Random Number Assigned by Some Dude on the Internet Anyway
Oh boy, are you ready for a wild ride of subjective opinions and biased reviews? 🎢 Because, let’s be real,…
Breaking News Aliens Finally Decide to Reveal Themselves to Humans and Its All Thanks to Steven Spielbergs Latest Blockbuster Which Totally Wasnt Made by Aliens
The government finally decided to release some juicy UFO footage, and the world’s reaction was a collective shrug 🤷♀️. I…