People Can’t Fly Studio More Like People Can’t Keep Their Jobs Studio After Double Project Faceplant
Oh, sweet nectar of schadenfreude! 😈 People Can Fly, the studio that brought you such bangers as… uh… Gears of…
Tag: movie
June 2025 Streaming: Prepare for the Blockbuster Disaster ‘A Minecraft Movie’ on Max
Oh. My. God. 🙄 Did you HEAR about “A Minecraft Movie” 🎬? Apparently, it CAUSES RIOTS. Like, actual, popcorn-throwing, “chicken…
‘Jaws’ Anniversary: 50 Years of Being Afraid to Pee in the Ocean
**Oh, honey, bless your heart if you thought the ocean was your personal bathtub before 1975. 🙄 Turns out, there…
Happy Gilmore 2: Is This Real Life or Just a Bad Dream? (2025 Adam Sandler Flick)
Oh, sweet merciful crap, they’re actually making a “Happy Gilmore 2.” 🙄 After 30 years of Adam Sandler’s cinematic genius…
Disney+ in June 2025: Get Ready to Empty Your Wallet for More Nostalgia
Ah, Swisher Post, still kicking around, are we? Bless your cotton socks. Anyway, they’ve graced us with their invaluable insights…
Netflix Tudum: Because Your Couch Deserves More Companions (and Maybe a Pizza Stain or Two)
Oh, Netflix, you haven’t canceled enough shows lately? Apparently, they held some “Tudum” event – sounds like a toddler’s attempt…
Oy Vey, A Movie About a Shabbos Gone Wrong
Oy vey! 🙄 Kyra Sedgwick & Method Man star in “BAD SHABBOS” ✡️, Tribeca’s Audience Award winner! 🎉 A Shabbat…
2024’s Biggest Movie Flop Is So Bad It’s Basically a Crime Against Eyeballs (You’ve Been Warned)
Francis Ford Coppola’s “Megalopolis” (aka the cinematic equivalent of a toddler’s finger painting🎨, according to some fancy-pants critics🙄) was either…
Bring Her Back Ending: Plot Twist So Obvious It Hurts?
Let’s get this straight, because apparently, some people can’t handle a simple Google search 🙄: You wanna know if “Bring…
‘Jane Austen Ruined My Life’ Flick: Netflix or Prime? Don’t Bother
France is desperately clinging to relevancy with Jane Austen Wrecked My Life—aka Jane Austen a gâché ma vie, because apparently,…