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The Master and Margarita – Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Reading the Book in School
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The Master and Margarita – Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Reading the Book in School

FinnJuly 30, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉🍿 THE MASTER AND MARGARITA is finally coming to the US,…

Oh Great Another Zombie Movie to Add to the Pile of Unoriginal Ideas from Some Guy Named Yeon Sang-ho Who Probably Thinks Zombies Are Still Scary
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Oh Great Another Zombie Movie to Add to the Pile of Unoriginal Ideas from Some Guy Named Yeon Sang-ho Who Probably Thinks Zombies Are Still Scary

FinnJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for another super original and not-at-all-overdone zombie movie? 🙄 Because I’ve got some “breaking…

Knight Rider: Finally a Documentary About a Talking Car Because That’s What the World Was Missing
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Knight Rider: Finally a Documentary About a Talking Car Because That’s What the World Was Missing

FinnJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some serious nostalgia? 🤩 Because we’re about to take a trip down memory lane,…

Because You Clearly Needed Another Jumanji Sequel To Fill Void In Soul
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Because You Clearly Needed Another Jumanji Sequel To Fill Void In Soul

FinnJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

The wait is over, and the trailer for Jumanji: Open World has finally arrived, because what the world really needed…

Flocking To The Competition Apparently Works
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Flocking To The Competition Apparently Works

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the backlash against Flock Safety cameras. It seems like people all over…

Terrorism Court Finally Decides to Show Up to Work
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Terrorism Court Finally Decides to Show Up to Work

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy new court case, and I just can’t believe it. The…

OpenAI Lab Leak Somehow Got Even Worse Apparently
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OpenAI Lab Leak Somehow Got Even Worse Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story on CNN, folks, and I have to say, it’s a…

American Airlines Grounded By Own IT Incompetence Again Apparently
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American Airlines Grounded By Own IT Incompetence Again Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. All American Airlines flights nationwide have been grounded Tuesday evening due…

Teen Arrested With Ghost Gun Because That’s Totally Not A Red Flag
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Teen Arrested With Ghost Gun Because That’s Totally Not A Red Flag

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shootout at a food festival near Seattle’s Space Needle, and I’ve…

Because What The World Really Needed Was Dungeons & Dragons 2
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Dungeons & Dragons 2

FinnJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

It’s been three years since Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves hit theaters, and despite the existence of a script…

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