Because You Clearly Needed Another Jumanji Sequel To Fill Void In Soul
The wait is over, and the trailer for Jumanji: Open World has finally arrived, because what the world really needed…
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Flocking To The Competition Apparently Works
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the backlash against Flock Safety cameras. It seems like people all over…
Terrorism Court Finally Decides to Show Up to Work
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy new court case, and I just can’t believe it. The…
OpenAI Lab Leak Somehow Got Even Worse Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story on CNN, folks, and I have to say, it’s a…
American Airlines Grounded By Own IT Incompetence Again Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. All American Airlines flights nationwide have been grounded Tuesday evening due…
Teen Arrested With Ghost Gun Because That’s Totally Not A Red Flag
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shootout at a food festival near Seattle’s Space Needle, and I’ve…
Because What The World Really Needed Was Dungeons & Dragons 2
It’s been three years since Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves hit theaters, and despite the existence of a script…
Atari dredges up retro glory with cash-grab World Championships reboot
Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as Atari and Twin Galaxies just announced the 2026 World Championships,…
Because We Needed Another Lanterns Reboot With a Cosmic Twist
There were some complaints about the early teasers for Lanterns. The show was too dark, too Earth-bound, too small. Where…
Another Masterpiece Ruined By Humanity’s Insatiable Appetite For Free Stuff
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one could have seen coming, Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ leaked on…