Because What Every Movie Needed Was a Guy Getting Eaten by a Whale and Then Probably Pooped Out Later in a Dramatic Plot Twist
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, jaw-dropping, and utterly absurd movie of the year? 🤣 I…
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Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Need More
September is shaping up to be a big month for Netflix, because of course it is. The streaming giant is…
Great Falls Residents Shocked By Completely Normal Tuesday Stabbing Incident
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a gruesome murder in Great Falls, Virginia, and I’ve got to say,…
LAIKA’s Wildwood Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Watch the First Five Ones
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic adventure of the year? 🎉 I mean, who needs a…
Peacock Raises Subscription Price Because You Clearly Weren’t Paying Enough Already
The price of Peacock is going up, because of course it is. In a move that’s about as surprising as…
Another Beloved IP Gets Mercilessly Squeezed for Content
The Backrooms franchise refuses to be contained, much like the ever-expanding universe of reboots and sequels that we’ve all grown…
Because You Clearly Need More Disney Content to Binge in September 2026
The Mandalorian and Grogu is finally coming to Disney+ on September 2, because what’s a few more months of waiting…
Because We Needed Another Fast And Furious Movie Apparently
It’s finally happening: the eleventh and supposedly final installment of the Fast & Furious franchise, Fast Forever, is gearing up…
More Sequels and Reboots to Drain Your Soul This Fall
As the summer movie season comes to a close, with its typical array of blockbuster hits and misses, the film…
Jennifer Finch’s memoir is finally happening because you all clearly needed this in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious name-dropping and nostalgia? 🤯 Because I’m about to take you on…