SGF 2026: Valor Mortis Because We Needed Another Dark Souls Ripoff Apparently
Oh boy, another Soulslike game, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. I mean, who needs innovation when…
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently
The latest DC Comics film, Supergirl, has taken to the skies, but its opening weekend box office numbers are more…
You Won’t Believe What Happened At This No Kill Shelter
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a “no-kill” animal shelter in California, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…
You Won’t Believe What Most Americans Want To Vote
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Representative Byron Donalds’ reaction to the SAVE America Act, and I have…
Russians hiring thugs to steal from rich US lawyers now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, there’s a group of hackers called the Silent Ransom Group…
GOP goes full drama folks communists are coming
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the Faith and Freedom conference, where President Trump decided…
Avengers Endgame Now With 100 More Minutes of Tony Stark Looking Sad and Brooding
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉🍿 Marvel is re-releasing Avengers: Endgame in theaters, because you…
Batman: Because Gotham Wasnt Already Sick of Him Season Two Trailer Finally Arrives to Annoy the Joker Some More
Get ready for the most epic battle of wits, people! 🤣 The trailer for Batman: Caped Crusader Season Two is…
BREAKING: 10 Days In China and I Still Haven’t Found the Great Wall or a Decent Wi-Fi Connection
In a move that’s sure to delight fans of the iconic pop duo, Sony Music Vision has announced the release…
Oh Joy ‘The Invite’ is Basically Just a Bunch of Rich People Trying to Sell Each Other Stuff Over Canapés and Pretension
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip and a whole lot of drama? 🍿🍫 Because I’ve got…