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Witness Channing Tatum, Kirsten Dunst, LaKeith Stanfield, and a Bunch of Other Overpaid Actors Pretending to Be Roof People in This Ridiculous “Roofman” Trailer
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Witness Channing Tatum, Kirsten Dunst, LaKeith Stanfield, and a Bunch of Other Overpaid Actors Pretending to Be Roof People in This Ridiculous “Roofman” Trailer

FinnOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

Okay, folks, buckle up because Hollywood is about to bless us with “Roofman,” a cinematic masterpiece – or at least…

The Twits Trailer: Prepare for a Movie So Awful, It’s Almost Good (Almost)
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The Twits Trailer: Prepare for a Movie So Awful, It’s Almost Good (Almost)

FinnOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

So, another Roald Dahl adaptation, huh? 🙄 You know, the guy who probably rolled in his grave when they announced…

CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve Won a Piece of Useless Paper Signed by Some Dude
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CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve Won a Piece of Useless Paper Signed by Some Dude

FinnOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Another washed-up has-been trying to claw their way back into the spotlight? 🤮 We get it, Orlando Bloom,…

Muzzle 2: Still Muzzlin’: Eckhart’s Back, Don’t Get Bit
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Muzzle 2: Still Muzzlin’: Eckhart’s Back, Don’t Get Bit

FinnOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

Oh, look, another movie about a dude with a dog. 🙄 This one’s called Muzzle: City of Wolves because apparently,…

Zero Lounge: Where Nightmares Meet Happy Hour (and Cheap Drinks)
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Zero Lounge: Where Nightmares Meet Happy Hour (and Cheap Drinks)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**Zero Lounge proudly presents: “Horror” Movie Happy Hour!😱🍸 Every Sunday in October. Prepare for cinematic masterpieces like “Halloweentown”🎃.** 📅 Lineup:…

Hollywood’s “Glamour”: More Like Glam-Ouch
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Hollywood’s “Glamour”: More Like Glam-Ouch

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**🎬OMG!📸 Hollywood Starlet Photoshoot with Costumes, Wigs, & Backdrops! ✨ Live your delusional star moment!** Tourists, besties, or movie buffs…

Hollywood’s “Glamour” Photoshoot: More Like Glam-ERROR
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Hollywood’s “Glamour” Photoshoot: More Like Glam-ERROR

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**🎬 Live out your star moment with our Hollywood💩Glam Package!✨ Perfect for basic tourists,👯‍♀️besties who peak in high school, or…

From Terrorist to Tolerated: The Curious Case of a Puerto Rican Grandma
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From Terrorist to Tolerated: The Curious Case of a Puerto Rican Grandma

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! Another Lolita Lebrón movie? 🙄 In late 1954, she was sentenced to 50 years in prison in Alderson, West…

Old People Get Awarded For Touching Each Other Onscreen
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Old People Get Awarded For Touching Each Other Onscreen

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Another movie about old people falling in love? 🤣 “ELSA & FRED” is here to bore us with…

Bay Area Filmmakers Forced to Make Movie in Two Days or Else
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Bay Area Filmmakers Forced to Make Movie in Two Days or Else

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Bay Area 48 Hour Film Project – Premiere Screenings!** Local “filmmakers” 🤣 made a movie in 48 hrs!…

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