Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Sony Pictures Classics’ “Becoming Led Zeppelin”, a film about a band formed approximately 147 years ago (give or take a…
OMG! 😭 Like, I’m, like, SOOOO devastated to announce that Drew Struzan, the dude who painted, like, ALL your fave…
**OMG! 🙄Wine snobs unite! Festive Hill Winery, 20100 SW Johnson Rd, is showing “Wine Country”! 🍷 How original! 🤣 Sliders,…
OMG! 90’s Kinda Love? 🙄 More like 90’s kinda cringe! 🤣 Watch “Love Jones” 🤮, listen to a live band…
Oh, snap! 🎬 An “unforgettable” 🙄 evening at Immersive Dinner- Five Heartbeats Movie! 🍿So unique! Watch *Five Heartbeats* at 27801…
Oh great, another Sam Raimi movie! 🙄 As if we haven’t suffered enough, the guy who peaked with Spider-Man 2…
Ah, Instagram, bending the knee to the woke mob yet again! They’re now aligning their “Teen Accounts” with PG-13 movie…
HOLY. CHICKEN. NUGGETS. 🐔 They actually cast Megan Fox in Five Nights at Freddy’s 2. As Toy Chica? Are you…
Oh, look! It’s BIOHAZARD back from the dead like that one zombie movie nobody remembers. 🧟♂️ In an EXCLUSIVE interview…
OMG! 😱 Can you believe it?! 🤪 The infamous LOSTPROPHETS dude, Ian Watkins, finally bit the dust! 💀 Seems like…
