JOHN 5 Is ‘Super Excited’ About Setlist For MÖTLEY CRÜE’s Summer 2026 Tour Because Finally He Can Play That One Song He Practiced for 8 Hours
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Alright, hold onto your leather pants, because John 5 is here to school us on the sacred art of NOT…
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