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Bay Area Filmmakers Forced to Make Movie in Two Days or Else
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Bay Area Filmmakers Forced to Make Movie in Two Days or Else

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ The Bay Area 48 Hour Film Project Premiere Screenings are on Sunday, October 5, 2025, at the New…

YSFF Ends with “MISTAKEN FOR STRANGERS” and Some Guy’s Brother
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YSFF Ends with “MISTAKEN FOR STRANGERS” and Some Guy’s Brother

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Matt from The National 🎸 invites his bro Tom, a metal-head 🀘 still crashing with his parents in…

Hollywood Elite Show Off, Commoners Not Invited
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Hollywood Elite Show Off, Commoners Not Invited

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “Private” movie premiere? More like a desperate attempt to fill seats at the Al Larson Prairie Center For…

Cabin in the Woods: Watch People Die on a Roof
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Cabin in the Woods: Watch People Die on a Roof

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “Cabin in the Woods” on a roof?** Doors at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30 PM. 21+ only (loserz…

World Premiere: Proof of Afterlife – Finally, a movie that confirms what your grandma’s been saying
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World Premiere: Proof of Afterlife – Finally, a movie that confirms what your grandma’s been saying

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Another “Evidence Of The Afterlife” doc from We Don’t Die Films? 🀣 Revs. Philip Dykes & Kerry McLeod…

Geeks Rejoice: Nerdsquad Does Sci-Fi Double Feature (Cringe Warning)
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Geeks Rejoice: Nerdsquad Does Sci-Fi Double Feature (Cringe Warning)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 2, 2025

**OMG! Odessa, TX, preps for First Friday ODTX Movie Night, October 3, 2025, at The Ector Theatre. πŸ™„** Clue (PG)…

Guillermo Del Toro Resurrects Old News: ‘Frankenstein’ Trailer Finally Drops (Yawn)
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Guillermo Del Toro Resurrects Old News: ‘Frankenstein’ Trailer Finally Drops (Yawn)

FinnOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Guillermo del Toro, that dude who’s obsessed with monsters and creepy stuff, is FINALLY making his Frankenstein movie!…

Marty McFly’s Back: Old Man Scorsese Gets a Docu-Makeover
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Marty McFly’s Back: Old Man Scorsese Gets a Docu-Makeover

FinnOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

OMG! 😱 Apple TV+ just dropped a trailer for “Mr. Scorsese,” a five-part docuseries by Rebecca Miller. Five parts?! Is…

Disney’s Live-Action Flops: So Bad, They’re Basically Extinct
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Disney’s Live-Action Flops: So Bad, They’re Basically Extinct

FinnOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

OMG, like, who even remembers those totally obscure Disney live-action movies? πŸ™„ We’re talking about cinematic masterpieces so epic, so…

Carpenter’s Kiddo: Cage Rage, Twigs Snaps, and a Jupe Jump in This Bible-Banger Trailer
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Carpenter’s Kiddo: Cage Rage, Twigs Snaps, and a Jupe Jump in This Bible-Banger Trailer

FinnOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Oh, boy! πŸ™„ Another Nicolas Cage movie? Seriously? 🀣 This time, he’s playing Joseph in “The Carpenter’s Son.” Yes, THAT…

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