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“All The Devils Are Here” Poster & Images: Prepare for Mildly Titillating Thrills (Maybe)
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“All The Devils Are Here” Poster & Images: Prepare for Mildly Titillating Thrills (Maybe)

FinnAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Oh, look, another “taut psychological crime thriller” 🙄. Because we haven’t seen enough of those, right? This cinematic masterpiece 🎬…

Mark Hamill Initially Mistook ‘Star Wars’ Script for Hilarious Fan Fiction
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Mark Hamill Initially Mistook ‘Star Wars’ Script for Hilarious Fan Fiction

FinnAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Mark Hamill, bless his heart ❤️, thought *Star Wars* was a *Flash Gordon* parody? Seriously? Dude was probably…

Resident Evil Requiem: GOTY? More Like GOOFY
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Resident Evil Requiem: GOTY? More Like GOOFY

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round! The Gamescom Award 2025 nominees are HERE, and let me tell you, the suspense is palpable…mostly…

MAT SINNER Blames Visa Fees For Preventing PRIMAL FEAR From Entering USA, World Peace Next
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MAT SINNER Blames Visa Fees For Preventing PRIMAL FEAR From Entering USA, World Peace Next

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

So, some dude named Mat Sinner, (real name Matthias Lasch, because apparently “Mat Sinner” wasn’t edgy enough for his momma…

Guillermo del LOLro’s Franken-what-now Gets Paper Cuts
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Guillermo del LOLro’s Franken-what-now Gets Paper Cuts

FinnAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🙄 Another Frankenstein movie? Because we *totally* haven’t seen enough of those, right? Right?…

Osgood Perkins’ “Keeper” Trailer: Prepare for Utter Bewilderment
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Osgood Perkins’ “Keeper” Trailer: Prepare for Utter Bewilderment

FinnAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

OMG! Keeper, another horror film? 🙄 Directed by the one and only Osgood Perkins (yeah, the guy who did Longlegs…

Thunderbirds Are (Still) Go-ing to Cinemas? Oh FAB! (Or Not?)
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Thunderbirds Are (Still) Go-ing to Cinemas? Oh FAB! (Or Not?)

FinnAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Anderson Entertainment and Kaleidoscope Entertainment (who?) have announced a big-screen experience for, like, five remaining fans of that British sci-fi…

Undertaker’s First Movie: Will He Actually Act This Time
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Undertaker’s First Movie: Will He Actually Act This Time

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

OMG! 🙄 “The Undertaker” 💀 Season 1 has 5 episodes! 🤣 Each episode peels away Marcia’s emotional layers in Philadelphia!…

Dashing Through the Boredom: Another Holiday Movie Premiere, Yay
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Dashing Through the Boredom: Another Holiday Movie Premiere, Yay

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

OMG! Dashing Through The Snow LA Premiere! ☃️ Harmony Gold Theater is the place, Hollywood. Reception at 5:00 PM, screening…

“Watch Queen of Hearts: A Twin Peaks ‘Fan’ Film (You’ve Been Warned)”
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“Watch Queen of Hearts: A Twin Peaks ‘Fan’ Film (You’ve Been Warned)”

FinnAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Queen of Hearts: A Twin Peaks Fan Film is supposedly a labour of love from Cameron Cloutier. More like a…

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