Tom Holland Google Searches “How To Please Annoying Spider-Man Fans”
Ah, yes, Tom Holland, our friendly neighborhood Spoiler-Man 🕷️, bless his heart ❤️. He actually thinks he knows what the…
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Witness the trainwreck: Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi desecrate Wuthering Heights in Emerald Fennell’s dumpster fire of an adaptation
From the depths of Hollywood’s recycling bin 🗑️ and the twisted mind of ✨Emerald Fennell✨ (yes, the “Promising Young Woman”…
American Housewives Mistake Trailer for “A House of Dynamite” as a Real Nuclear Attack
The TV premiere of Kathryn Bigelow’s new thriller “A House of Dynamite” turned into the dumbest mass panic of the…
NINE INCH NAILS Drops a Music Video for ‘As Alive As You Need Me To Be’ (Yeah, Okay Trent)
“Tron: Ares (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)”, brought to you by those musical geniuses at NINE INCH NAILS (because who else…
‘Tomb Raider’ TV Series: Sophie Turner Trades Dragons for Tombs, Gets Lost Anyway
OMG! 😱 Sophie Turner, aka Sansa Stark, is gonna be Lara Croft? Seriously? 🙄 Is this some kind of late…
Slow Horses Season 5 Trailer: Because Apparently People Still Watch This
Behold! Apple TV+, desperate for your $9.99/month, just dropped a trailer for season five of Slow Horses, the “critically acclaimed”…
28 Years Later Trailer Drops: More Blood, More Ralph, Still No Cure
OMG! 😱 Sony Pictures just dropped the lamest trailer EVER for 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple! 🙄 It’s like…
‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming: Prepare for Peak Cinema
Oh, great, another 💩Call of Duty movie is being forced upon us by the cinematic overlords at Paramount. Because what…
Netflix Says ‘Wake Up Dead Man’ Coming Soon, So Set Your DVR (As If You Still Use One, Ya Boomer)
Labor Day is OVER, folks! 😭 Get ready for the annual cinematic garbage truck to back up and unload directly…
Thunderbirds Are (Barely) Go! Two Episodes Fly (Like Geriatrics) to Cinemas for 60th Anniversary Cash Grab, New Trailer Released (Prepare for Disappointment)
Anderson Entertainment, bless their cotton socks, and Kaleidoscope Entertainment, who apparently still exist, have decided to unleash a “big-screen experience”…