Oh Joy ‘The Invite’ is Basically Just a Bunch of Rich People Trying to Sell Each Other Stuff Over Canapés and Pretension
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip and a whole lot of drama? 🍿🍫 Because I’ve got…
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Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Get Lost in the Woods with a Bunch of Idiots in the Newly Announced Blair Witch Movie That Nobody Asked For Coming 2027
You won’t believe that a film student can stand facing a wall… again 🙄. The Blair Witch franchise is back,…
Breaking News Toy Story 5 Just Broke All the Records and Your Childhood is Officially Over Now
In a shocking turn of events, it appears that toys have finally surpassed tech in the ultimate battle of awesomeness…
Amazon Abruptly Cancels Movie About Sam Altman Because Let’s Be Real Who Cares About Some Guy and His AI Company Anyway
The movie industry is just full of drama, and we’re not just talking about the movies themselves 🍿👀. A big-time…
Mike Myers Refuses to Let Austin Powers Die So He’s Forcing a Fourth Movie on You Whether You Like It Or Not
Breaking news, folks, and by breaking news, I mean something that’s been broken for years, but we’re going to pretend…
All Hail Megatron, the Only Theme Park Meet and Greet Character Who Won’t Judge You for Eating an Entire Churro by Yourself While Crying
I’ve never been the biggest fan of Michael Bay’s Transformers movies, and honestly, who can blame me? They’re like the…
Why Entertainment Reviews Need More Than Scores Because Let’s Be Real Who Actually Trusts a Random Number Assigned by Some Dude on the Internet Anyway
Oh boy, are you ready for a wild ride of subjective opinions and biased reviews? 🎢 Because, let’s be real,…
Why Isn’t Jesse Eisenberg in ‘The Social Network’ Sequel Because Clearly the World Was Just Missing a Second Helping of Aaron Sorkin’s Ego and More Scenes of Mark Zuckerberg Eating Cereal
It’s been a whopping 16 years since Jesse Eisenberg first played the role of Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Network,…
Will There Be a Toy Story 12 Because Lets Be Real We Clearly Havent Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
So, you thought the Toy Story franchise was finally over, huh? 🎉 Well, think again, folks, because Andrew Stanton, the…
SGF 2026 — SAW: Genesis Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway Will This Rebooted Mess Actually Survive Longer Than a SAW Movie Franchise Victim
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 The new SAW: Genesis game is coming, and I’m just…