Because The Original Wasnt Traumatizing Enough For Modern Audiences
Paramount has secured the rights to the original screenplay of A Nightmare on Elm Street, the classic ’80s slasher film…
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Because the World Needed Another Sherlock Holmes Sequel Apparently
In a new interview, Chris Brancato, listed as a screenwriter for the long-delayed sequel on IMDb, revealed he has finished…
Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Consolidation Of Film Culture
The rumors have been circulating for months, and now it’s official: Letterboxd, the social media app and website that has…
Disney’s Latest Soulless Cash Grab Underperforms At The Box Office Somehow
We have our answer to the question of how far the live-action remake of Moana would go. And that answer…
Hollywood Execs Still Clueless About Anything Before 2000 Apparently
We’re once again diving headfirst into the rabbit hole of nostalgia, because that’s what Hollywood does best. This time, we’re…
Hollywood Studios Churn Out Films to Cling to Precious IPs Again
Ever wondered why some movie studios keep pumping out films in long-running series, or constantly rebooting already existing stories and…
Naruto Live Action Movie Because That Will Definitely End Well
Because apparently we haven’t adapted enough anime into live-action movies yet, Lionsgate has decided to launch a global casting call…
Because You Clearly Needed More Amateur Film Criticism On The Internet Now
Finn McFrame here, and I’m still somehow not tired of movies, despite the best efforts of Hollywood to wear me…
Batman Fans Can Now Waste Money on Wayne Manor Replicas Thanks to WB Marketing Genius
The most iconic homes in TV history are always up for grabs, and now it’s time for the exterior of…
More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots Hit Streaming This Weekend
In a move that will undoubtedly change the fabric of our existence, several new movies are now available to stream…