Another movie about actors acting because Hollywood has run out of ideas
I’m willing to make a wager that if you see The Debut in a theater, there will come a moment…
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James Gunn Still Running DC Studios Because Apparently That’s Going Well
The inevitable has finally happened: Warner Bros. Discovery and Paramount Skydance are merging into a single entity, aptly named Skydance.…
Johnny Depp is Still Getting Paid to Act in Some Movie About a Guy Named Ebenezer or Whatever Who Cares
**Get ready for the most epic Christmas movie ever, folks! 🎅🏼🎄**. This November, the one and only Johnny Depp is…
Another Movie That Needs Its Plot Explained Because It Was That Confusing Apparently
In a shocking turn of events, Tom Cruise’s latest film, Digger, has been revealed to be a complex, layered story…
Tom Cruise undergoes extreme transformations because acting skills are overrated apparently
Tom Cruise has been a household name for over 40 years, and in that time, he’s played a wide range…
Ynon Kreiz Now In Charge Of Your Childhood Memories
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The CEO who brought us the “Barbie” movie is now going…
More Heroes Will Die in Avengers Secret Wars Because Merch Sales Matter
Kevin Feige has reassured fans that the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) will not be undergoing a full-fledged reboot after the…
Another Gift from Hollywood, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Santa
Ahnold is back, and this time he’s swapping his Terminator shades for a red suit and a beard, because in…
More Soulless Reboots and Unnecessary Sequels Hit Streaming This Weekend
Because you clearly haven’t been entertained enough, new movies are coming to streaming this week and every week, at a…
Because What The World Really Needed Was More Matthew Perry
It’s been three years since Matthew Perry’s passing, and now Netflix is releasing a documentary series about his life, because…