‘Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory’ Is a Secret Massacre Movie That Will Make You Question Your Childhood
If I wanted to torture my brother when we were kids, I only needed to say two words: “Blueberry Girl.”…
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The Absolute *Shocking* Oscar Winners That Make Us Question Humanity’s Taste
Okay, let’s get this straight. The Academy Awards are meant to be the pinnacle of cinematic achievement—the gold standard for…
This Upcoming Trilogy Is the Only Hope for ‘Star Wars’— Or Else We’re All Doomed to a Galaxy of Mediocrity!
Oh look, another “new hope” for Star Wars! Because clearly, the franchise just needed more TV shows about bounty hunters…
‘The Bear’ Will End With Season 5, According to Jamie Lee Curtis, Who Clearly Has Nothing Better to Do Than Spill Showbiz Secrets
Well, folks, it’s official: The Bear is about to rip our hearts out and serve them on a plate, à…
‘Lanterns’ Trailer Teases the First Green Lantern TV Show — Or Just Another Lantern Parade?
Oh great, another superhero show where the heroes barely use their powers and mostly just glare at each other in…
A ‘Game of Thrones’ Movie Is in the Works — Because Clearly, We Haven’t Suffered Enough Yet
Just when you thought HBO had milked every last drop of dragon drama from George R.R. Martin’s increasingly mythical “almost…
Zootopia 2 Finally Reveals When It’s Taking Over Your Streaming Queue — Because Your Life Wasn’t Already Chaotic Enough
Oh boy, here we go again. Another animated flick that made more money than most countries’ GDPs. But hey, who…
Jim Carrey’s Cesar Awards Debacle: The Real Story or Just Another Carrey Catastrophe?
So, apparently, people lost their collective minds when Jim Carrey showed up at the César Awards looking, well, slightly less…
HBO Max and Paramount+ Will Be Merged Into One Service, So You Can Finally Watch Both at the Same Time—or Not at All
Oh, great. Just what we needed — another streaming service to make us feel guilty for not watching enough TV.…
In A Violent Nature 2 Unleashes Its Teaser Trailer, Because One Bloodbath Just Wasn’t Enough
In A Violent Nature — because apparently we needed more movies where the killer is the protagonist and not, you…