Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Netflix is gracing us, the unwashed masses, with Barbarian, a cinematic masterpiece so terrifying, it’s been scientifically proven to make…
Wes Anderson is basically the cinematic equivalent of that one friend who only listens to obscure vinyl records and wears…
**OMG! 😱 “Home Movies Out of the Closet: LGBTQ+, Hollywood, Palm Springs, and You!” promises never-before-seen footage! 🤣** LGBTQ+ History…
Oh, sweet merciful crap, they’re actually making a “Happy Gilmore 2.” 🙄 After 30 years of Adam Sandler’s cinematic genius…
Francis Ford Coppola’s “Megalopolis” (aka the cinematic equivalent of a toddler’s finger painting🎨, according to some fancy-pants critics🙄) was either…
France is desperately clinging to relevancy with Jane Austen Wrecked My Life—aka Jane Austen a gâché ma vie, because apparently,…
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because HBO’s The Last of Us is apparently a “success.” 🙄 We have Craig Mazin to…
Oh, joy! 🙄 Another mob movie! As if we haven’t seen enough of those. Max (who?) is gracing us with…
So, like, before “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” graced our screens in 1994, even the peeps involved were all “meh, this…
OMG! 🙄 Apparently, Hollywood is officially out of ideas, folks! They’re “considering” Hunter Schafer for Princess Zelda in the upcoming…
