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‘M3GAN 2.0’: More Like ‘MEH-GAN 2.0’ am I Right
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‘M3GAN 2.0’: More Like ‘MEH-GAN 2.0’ am I Right

FinnJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Jason Blum, the Nostradamus of cheap thrills and jump scares, has bravely admitted that trying to turn M3GAN into a…

Arnold’s Biggest Paycheck: You Won’t Believe This Cinematic Masterpiece (Spoiler: It’s Probably Terrible)
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Arnold’s Biggest Paycheck: You Won’t Believe This Cinematic Masterpiece (Spoiler: It’s Probably Terrible)

FinnJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Arnold Schwarzenegger, the guy who single-handedly made biceps cool and explosions even cooler, has been in some cinematic masterpieces. The…

Netflix Vomits Out Another “Best” Animated Movie (Yeah, Right)
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Netflix Vomits Out Another “Best” Animated Movie (Yeah, Right)

FinnJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Okay, so apparently it’s been a real snoozefest for animated movies this year 😴. I mean, who even cares about…

Sherlock Holmes 3: Is This Thing Even Still a Thing? Jared Harris Has Opinions
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Sherlock Holmes 3: Is This Thing Even Still a Thing? Jared Harris Has Opinions

FinnJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

So, Jared Harris, bless his heart 🙄, apparently has “no clue” what’s going on with the third Sherlock Holmes movie.…

‘Crimson Tide 2: Electric Boogaloo’ Incoming
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‘Crimson Tide 2: Electric Boogaloo’ Incoming

FinnJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Oh, sweet Neptune’s beard! 🧜‍♂️ Jerry Bruckheimer, bless his octogenarian heart, is apparently smoking something stronger than sea kelp and…

OMG! Marvel FLOP Now in Superman?! Gunn at it Again!
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OMG! Marvel FLOP Now in Superman?! Gunn at it Again!

FinnJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

So, Superman director James Gunn, fresh from ruining Marvel, has decided to grace DC with his presence, and guess what?…

Neil Druckmann Abandons Ship, Leaves ‘The Last of Us’ Fans to Drown in Disappointment
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Neil Druckmann Abandons Ship, Leaves ‘The Last of Us’ Fans to Drown in Disappointment

FinnJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Oh noes! 😱 Neil Druckmann, the supposed “genius” behind The Last of Us (you know, that zombie show everyone pretends…

Jon Watts’ Epic Reason for Ditching ‘Fantastic Bore’ Project Revealed
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Jon Watts’ Epic Reason for Ditching ‘Fantastic Bore’ Project Revealed

FinnJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Jon Watts FINALLY spilled the tea ☕ on why he bailed on directing *Fantastic Four: First Steps*. Turns…

Denis Villeneuve Directing Bond? More Like Bore-is Villeneuve
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Denis Villeneuve Directing Bond? More Like Bore-is Villeneuve

FinnJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Denis Villeneuve, the guy who made sand look interesting for 3 hours, is directing the new James Bond…

AMC to Cram Even MORE Ads Down Your Throat Starting Today
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AMC to Cram Even MORE Ads Down Your Throat Starting Today

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Oh, the horror! More ads at the movies? This is what happens when you let the woke mob run Hollywood!…

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