Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
The legendary metal band Pantera is back, but not really 🤔. I mean, it’s not like they’re back with their…
Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring news ever: IN THIS MOMENT is back with a new single,…
In a shocking turn of events, the German hard rock veterans SINNER have released a new single, “Wait”, and it’s…
Legendary guitarist Dave Hill is releasing a new album, because you clearly didn’t have enough of his solo work already…
The legendary Christian metal band STRYPER has just released a new single, “I’m Alright (I’m Okay)”, and we’re still trying…
Breaking news: Sam Carter from ARCHITECTS is basically the coolest guy ever, and we’re all just jealous of his awesome…
Showing death metal to people who listen to Taylor Swift Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…
In a shocking turn of events, LAMB OF GOD guitarist Mark Morton revealed that the band’s latest album, “Into Oblivion”,…
Oh boy, are you in for a treat 🎉! John Carney’s movies are like a big ol’ plate of spaghetti…
In a shocking turn of events, the Canadian heavy metal band VOIVOD has announced their upcoming album “Symphonique”, a live…
