Luc Besson’s “The Big Blue” Drowning in 4K UHD: A Remastered Tragedy
Luc Besson’s snoozefest, The Big Blue – starring Jean Reno, Jean-Marc Barr (who?) and Rosanna Arquette (remember her?) – is…
Tag: Music
Nosferatu: Old Movie, New Piano Guy
**OMG! 😱 Nosferatu, a film so bad, they tried to bury it! 🤣 See it Sat, Oct 18th, 2025, 1pm…
WSSU Homecoming: Hookah-puffing on Sofas in ‘1892
**OMG!** 🙄**The LEGENDARY GROUP & 712 VOKDA presents: #LOUNGE1892!** 🥂**Old skool dancefloors? NO MAS!** 🤣 **WSSU HOMECOMING for 30+ preferred…
KELLY HANSEN Throws Mic, Sobs Uncontrollably in Farewell Performance with Washed-Up Band, FOREIGNER
OMG! Can you believe it? After like, five whole months of pretending he wasn’t already packing his bags 💼, Kelly…
One-Punch Man Season 3: Still Punching Things (and Our Patience) on October 12, Now on More Streaming Services Than You Can Punch
OMG! 😱 They’re FINALLY blessing us with more Saitama! 👴🏻 After all these years of waiting, Disney+ (yes, really 🐭)…
OMG! GOJIRA Gets a Participation Trophy at Some Random French Metal Thingy No One’s Ever Heard Of
Oh em gee, you guys! GOJIRA, those lovable prog-metal dinosaurs 🦕, and LANDMVRKS, the metalcore scene kids who still wear…
Short Film Night: Prepare for Disappointment
**OMG! 😱An “Open Mic For Short Films Night” at Main Drag Music?!** Submit your cinematic trash by October 12th, 2025!…
Comedy So Clean, It’s Basically Sanitized
OMG! 🤣 “It’s Ok 2 Laugh” presents a Dinner & Comedy Show. Two coarse dinner? 🤡 Grand Yesha Ballroom, Sunday,…
Bolton’s ‘Stache: Feds Plotting a Weekend Mustache Waxing… I Mean, Indictment
Lock him up! Sources say Deep State swamp creature John Bolton is about to face the music. After years of…
Wes Scantlin Honors Rock Gods (R.I.P.) with a ‘Firefly’ Song (Please Hold Your Applause)
Ah, yes, the musical geniuses 🧠 behind PUDDLE OF MUDD, those purveyors of sonic brilliance, have graced us with a…