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Tommy Lee still weighs same as his high school self because clearly heroin is a great diet plan
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Tommy Lee still weighs same as his high school self because clearly heroin is a great diet plan

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Tommy Lee, the drummer for…

Metallica Gives 100000 To Venezuela Earthquake Aid Through Foundation
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Metallica Gives 100000 To Venezuela Earthquake Aid Through Foundation

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Metallica’s All Within My Hands Foundation has made a $100,000 donation to Venezuela earthquake relief efforts. The metal band’s foundation…

Truck Violence Grind Pays Off With Gritty New Sound
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Truck Violence Grind Pays Off With Gritty New Sound

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Our recurring feature series CoSign puts the spotlight on a rising artist who has caught our eyes and ears with…

Sigh Enlists Opeths Mikael Ă…kerfeldt For New Album
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Sigh Enlists Opeths Mikael Ă…kerfeldt For New Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Japanese metal veterans Sigh have announced a new album titled Goh-ka, set to arrive September 4th through Peaceville Records. The…

250 Songs Pushing for a Better America
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250 Songs Pushing for a Better America

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

The American protest song dates back before the country of America, when revolutionary colonists rewrote verses of “Yankee Doodle” and…

Weird Al Turns Down Lucrative AI Software Ad Deal
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Weird Al Turns Down Lucrative AI Software Ad Deal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

“Weird Al” Yankovic has revealed he turned down “a nice pile of money” to appear in a commercial for business…

Swift and Kelce Give $26 Million to 20 US Charities
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Swift and Kelce Give $26 Million to 20 US Charities

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Ahead of their reported wedding this weekend at Madison Square Garden, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have announced a $26…

Dexter Holland and Billy Morrison Unite for New Single Never Gonna Change
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Dexter Holland and Billy Morrison Unite for New Single Never Gonna Change

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Billy Morrison, guitarist for Billy Idol and former bassist of The Cult, has joined forces with The Offspring frontman Dexter…

Canada Saves World with Even More Game Studios Somehow
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Canada Saves World with Even More Game Studios Somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh joy, the Canadian video game sector is a thing, and it’s apparently a big deal. Because apparently we haven’t…

Wilco and Breeders Smash YoYo World Record at Solid Sound Festival
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Wilco and Breeders Smash YoYo World Record at Solid Sound Festival

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Wilco’s annual Solid Sound Festival brought extra whimsy to North Adams, Massachusetts, over the weekend when the band teamed up…

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