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FEAR FACTORY’s DINO CAZARES SHUTS DOOR ON Ex-Members: ‘Chapter Closed Forever, No Key Under Mat’
FEAR FACTORY's Dino Cazares is done with his ex-bandmates, and he wants everyone to know it—preferably without getting angry emails about it
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FEAR FACTORY’s DINO CAZARES SHUTS DOOR ON Ex-Members: ‘Chapter Closed Forever, No Key Under Mat’

Chord F. DiscordMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

FEAR FACTORY’s founding guitarist Dino Cazares has officially closed the door on working with any former members of the band,…

Preston Kelly’s 50th: Still Not Dead, Still Making Bad Jokes About His Age
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Preston Kelly’s 50th: Still Not Dead, Still Making Bad Jokes About His Age

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

**Preston Kelly’s Birthday 50 – Ended** This event ended on Mar 1, 2026 from 5pm to 9pm at 5741 N…

Prime Video’s March 2026 Lineup: More Shows Than You Have Time to Watch (Or Will)
Prime Video's March 2026 Lineup: Where Quality Meets "Wait, That's Still a Thing?"
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Prime Video’s March 2026 Lineup: More Shows Than You Have Time to Watch (Or Will)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Prime Video continues its monthly tradition of making you question your life choices with a March 2026 lineup so vast,…

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SOCAMAZING: Carnival Chaos – When Samba Meets Shenanigans!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

SOCAMAZING: The Caribbean Invasion of San Jose You Didn’t Know You Needed Get ready, Silicon Valley — the islands are…

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“Columbia Wushu’s Spring Showcase: Because Who Needs Sleep When You Can Kick and Flip Your Way to 2026?”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

**East Asian martial arts, music, and dance are coming together in a showcase so epic, it’ll make you question why…

Live

“From Crunching Numbers to Sitting at the Big Table: How to Climb the Finance Ladder and Boss Everyone Around”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

About Speaker Peter Curran- Experienced CFO and NED Peter is a Chartered Accountant who currently holds a number of non-executive…

ROB ZOMBIE Unleashes Musical Madness With ‘F.T.W. 84’ Video From ‘The Great Satan’ Album – Satan Smiles and the Devil Nods in Approval
Holy Hell, Rob Zombie's Back with "The Great Satan" and It's Absolutely Devilishly Good 😈
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ROB ZOMBIE Unleashes Musical Madness With ‘F.T.W. 84’ Video From ‘The Great Satan’ Album – Satan Smiles and the Devil Nods in Approval

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Rob Zombie, the undisputed king of shock rock and horror aesthetics, has unleashed his eighth studio album, “The Great Satan,”…

Watch: ANTHRAX Unleashes Ear-Rape Symphony on Unsuspecting Canadians – Prepare Thy Earholes for the Musical Equivalent of a Rusty Chainsaw Massacre!
ANTHRAX Fans, Prepare Your Wallets and Your Patience — New Album Finally Coming... Maybe
Breaking, Music News

Watch: ANTHRAX Unleashes Ear-Rape Symphony on Unsuspecting Canadians – Prepare Thy Earholes for the Musical Equivalent of a Rusty Chainsaw Massacre!

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Oh boy, get ready to dust off your battle jackets and dig out those air guitars, because ANTHRAX is teasing…

Pokémon Presents: The Month We All Realized Pikachu Still Owns Our Wallets
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Pokémon Presents: The Month We All Realized Pikachu Still Owns Our Wallets

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Oh boy, it’s Pokémon Day! And just like your grandma’s birthday party, it was packed with announcements—some exciting, some confusing,…

RUSH’s ALEX LIFESON On First Rehearsals With ANIKA NILLES: By The Fifth Day, ‘She Just Nailed All Those Songs’ – Because Clearly, Alex Needed A New Project To Keep Him Busy After All That RUSH Success.
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RUSH’s ALEX LIFESON On First Rehearsals With ANIKA NILLES: By The Fifth Day, ‘She Just Nailed All Those Songs’ – Because Clearly, Alex Needed A New Project To Keep Him Busy After All That RUSH Success.

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

Oh great, just what the world needed—another reunion tour from a band that’s been coasting on nostalgia for over a…

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