Trump, Where’s Our Eurovision? U.S. Housewives Seek European Festivity
A recent uproar among American housewives has sparked an unexpected event — a class-action lawsuit against local TV broadcasting companies.…
Tag: Music
VIVIAN CAMPBELL, Against All Odds (and Doctors), Still Ripping With DEF LEPPARD After Dodging Death (Again)
BREAKING: Has-Been Band DEF LEPPARD Hauls Vivian Campbell’s Corpse Onstage For One Last Paycheck! 👴🎸💀 So, apparently, DEF LEPPARD, those…
AfroCode NYC: Party So Hard You’ll Forget It’s Memorial Day
🎉AfroCode NYC – Memorial Day Weekend🎉 4PM-9PM. Rooftop “vibes”? More like rooftop pigeons!🐦⬛ Hip-Hop, AfroBeats & Soca? AKA earbleed symphony!…
Tame Impala DJ Set: Proof Kevin Parker’s Gone Full Dad Rock
Orlove by Night Presents: LET IT HAPPEN: TAME IMPALA DANCE PARTY It’s gonna feel so good… We’re celebrating the music…
FOO FIGHTERS KICK OUT JOSH FREESE?! He’s TOTALLY FINE GUYS, Just Mildly Annoyed They Replaced Him With a Drum Machine
Drummer Josh Freese has been FIRED from the FOO FIGHTERS! 🤣 Did anyone actually notice he was even *in* the…
The Rasmus, bless their hearts, Unveil ‘Weirdo’ Album Deets & Drop Another Earworm ‘Break These Chains’ (Please Don’t)
Okay, so apparently THE RASMUS, those guys who peaked in, like, 2003 with “In the Shadows” (still a banger, let’s…
PRESIDENT’s Debut Single: ‘In The Name Of The Father’ – Or How We Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Autotune
Behold! PRESIDENT, the most mysterious (and probably overhyped) masked British rock band EVER, has graced us with their debut single,…
JOHN 5 UNLEASHES ‘FIEND’ UPON UNWARY EARS, ARONOFF’S DRUMS SOMEHOW INVOLVED
OMG! 😱🎸 Shred Lord John 5, fresh from his totally-not-controversial-at-all gig replacing Mick Mars in Mötley Crüe (more on that…
Orianthi Dares to Release ‘Some Kind Of Feeling’ Album, Unleashes ‘Attention’ Single (As If We Didn’t Already Know She Wanted It)
OMG! 😱🎸 Orianthi, she of the almost-was-but-not-quite Michael Jackson fame, is dropping a new album called “Some Kind Of Feeling”!…
LORNA SHORE: New Album
OMG! LORNA SHORE is gracing us with their presence in 2025! Prepare yourselves, mortals, for the sonic apocalypse! 🤘 They’re…